They’re So Silly

Do you ever just stare at water and think; "holy that looks so fantabulous I could drink like 100 gallons of that"? Like, genuinely, my mouth was fucking WATERING(pun intended), just from looking at a bottle of water.

--- btw why isn't there a tag specifically for water? Or if there is, why am I so blind to the point I can't find it?

WHEN ON PERIOD:

do not crash out

your feelings are NOT valid

do not send that text

don't kill yourself. lock in

do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed

I was gonna make one with comic John too, but you can take this for now

star trek tos au where all the uniform boots look like this

No this is me, but I'm only one, I just think I can do anything and is that bad? Mayyyybbeee, but I've succeeded so far!

Switching between these every day

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

I’m losing my mind

FASHIONISTAS AAAAA

inspired by @/wisdm8 on tiktok and @/wisdm on insta!!!

Oh my god this is the most amazing thing I've ever witnessed

You guys I just realized that what I’ve always wanted out of werewolf fiction is a story where lycanthropy isn’t a purely human condition

Like this dude wakes up from his wolfbender and his room is full of all these fucking chickens from local farms that he initiated into his pack. They all start clucking and crowing at the moon and when it’s full they all transform into these tiny little weird bipedal wolves with wings.