i’d have the same reaction arthur
it’s literally perfection, and I can’t wait to read cdth
I love the raven cycle so much it actually pains me…especially the little things.. like orange juice runs at 3:32am, or ronan casually chucking noah out of a window, or ronan’s raven being named after a freakin’ machine, the murder squash song, ronan pushing adam in a trolley, blue and ronan calling each other ‘man’ and ‘bro’, gansey and his boat shoes….just, the raven cycle man
it’s all i want at this point
what if we all fell in love with each other while looking for a dead welsh guy?? jk,,,, unless??
2020 does NOT pass the fucking vibe check what in the fuck is this
🧡bleach
October 5th, 2004 - Today marks 15 years since the Bleach anime has started. 💗
im still bleach.
this is one of the best things I’ve ever read
[suburban house in the dark]
Woman: hey I’m getting some wine okay honey
Man: okay
[spooky music]
[someone comes up behind the woman and slits her throat with a fork]
[powerpoint transitions between clips of the cast, theme song plays]
[picture of FBI Quantico labeled “FBI QUANTICO”]
[inside FBI Quantico]
Reid: did you know that prince removed one of his ribs to suck his own dick
Prentiss: DiD yOu Kn—shut up
Reid: okay sorry
JJ: hey everyone we’re starting. get in here
Everyone: [gets in there]
[sitting at the table]
Hotch: 😠
Reid: 🙂
Morgan: 🤨
Rossi: 🧐
JJ, showing a PowerPoint presentation of dead bodies: the UnSub is killing people with spoons. But now he has used a fork
Morgan: his MO changed…that means…
Rossi : we need to act fast. He’s getting sloppy
Reid: ☹️
Hotch: 😠 wheels up in 20
[everyone starts to leave]
Prentiss: hey wait Reid
Reid: what
Prentiss: do you want to talk about it
Reid: next time why don’t you just ask me if I want to gouge my eyes out with melon ballers because that’s how much I don’t want to talk about it. That’s how avoidant I am. God I wish I had a father [leaves]
[scene of plane flying]
Hotch, voiced over: “What would you do if you did not know how to what okay and. — The Bible”
[inside plane]
Reid: did you know—
Morgan: DiD yOu kNoW— shut up you little twink. You’re so gorgeous I just wanna rub my hands—
Reid: wh—
Hotch: let’s focus please
Garcia, appearing on the computer screen: hello all of you slimy little cum beasts
Rossi: 👁👄👁
Morgan: hey sexy
Hotch: 😠… what do you have for us
Garcia: I obtained a record of all forks bought in the past week
Hotch: great work. thank you
Morgan: god i just wanna fuck your brains out
Garcia: fill me with your mixed babies
Hotch: [disapproving glance]
Reid: 🤭
[meeting the local cops]
JJ: hey I’m agent jereau we spoke on the phone
Cop: oh hey sexy you didn’t tell me you had huge naturals and a slim thick ass when we talked on the phone hahaha let’s go inside we’ll get you set up
[several minutes of poking around at crime scenes]
Hotch: okay. Let’s present the profile
Morgan: are we ready for that
[zoom on Hotch’s face]
“No”
[black screen where there would have been commercials if you were watching this on CBS but it’s 2020 and you’re watching it on Netflix so there are no commercials so you’re forced to see your reflection and think about the fact that you’ve been watching Criminal Minds for six hours straight]
[in room with the cops]
Hotch: it’s a white male in his 30’s
Cop who is racist: you sure
Prentiss: hey shut the fuck up please. It’s a white male in his 30’s and his dick don’t work so he’s decided to kill everyone who looks the same as his mother because he blames her for his dick not working
[more poking around at the most recent crime scene]
Morgan, climbing up a tree or something in the yard: so I’m the unsub. Where can I see inside the windows without being seen
Prentiss: you look dumb as hell up there just so you know. You look like a fucking freak just so you know
Rossi, from inside the house: hey guys I think found something
[commercial break]
stay safe and reblog!!
People, please be careful. There are also people tracking children and people and putting bids on them based on their profile pictures on whatsapp, tracking and kidnapping them. Especially young children, so please be cautious, especially parents who have their children as their profile pictures.
Please pass this on to everyone so that they are aware of the danger. I don’t how it is all around the world but I know it can’t just be here so please please spread the word. Thank you.
this is my new favorite post ever
I’ve been thinking a lot about 306 and like?? did Bakugou get a letter? It’s not like Midoriya HAS to tell him about OFA so like if he got one what did it say? or did Midoriya just totally ghost him lol
i love these idiots
tries to get the snack by sticking their arm in the slot: isaac lahey, kira yukimura
shakes the vending machine: allison argent, vernon boyd, derek hale, jackson whittemore
punches/kicks glass: malia tate, cora hale, erica reyes
asks someone for help: lydia martin
all the above, in that order: stiles stilinski
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