There were two huge cottonwood trees in my backyard growing up and now they're being removed
they're causing damage so they need to be removed but I'm just sad I have so many memories with those trees and now they're gone
ok so I'm doing laundry (cause that's part of my job) in public hotel laundry (gross, but again, part of my job) and it is absolutely hilarious to watch traveling high school football players stare desperately at the washing machine as if, if they stare hard enough, it will whisper the secrets of how to do this mundane household task
ANNA KARENINA (2012) | costume design by JACQUELINE DURRAN
ok can I b the love of someone's life now
the funniest part of my appendix removal experience was being wheeled down to the operating room and as we were going my nerves were everywhere so i half-jokingly asked the nurse taking me if she still had her appendix bc i felt not normal for getting mine out on top of having the jitters about being cut open so i was trying to fill the silence and she just.. looked mildly offended while being like “uhhhh. yeah. of course i do” like…. my bad i guess
I care about you. Just so you know.
Please do not abuse the anon function to say kind things to me.
Anon is for hurling abuse, insults and degrading remarks about my anatomy. By saying kind things you have revealed that you are in fact a plant, bot or fake account from which I have sent this message to myself to make me feel better.
This might say a little too much about me but I'm not gonna dwell on it
the fact that im not feeding a vampire’s primal bloodlust right now is really unsexy of me
Y'all check on your law school friends. The bar is soon they are not okay