What’s Going To Make You Happy Right Now? Is It Some Cake? Is It A Nap? Is It Calling Your Mom? Is

did not everyone get a lecture from their dad to have a firm handshake? like sir what am I supposed to do with this limp fish you just handed me

Some silhouette ideas for the Anarchists in Renegades.

(frantically checks the name and pronouns of someone i speak to regularly despite knowing them)

Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you

someone: why do you read so much soulmate shit it’s cheesy 

me internally: uhh probably because i’m obsessed with the idea of unconditional love and someone who won’t abandon me. the idea that i am destined for love and therefore inherently lovable means more to me than i can express with words, and compounded with the idea of someone who will love me forever, the concept of soulmates truly appeal to the (large) part of me that makes me feel that i’m going to die alone

me aloud: i just think it’s neat

#this had to be done

Whole-heartedly BEGGING writers to unlearn everything schools taught you about how long a paragraph is. If theres a new subject, INCLUDING ACTIONS, theres a new paragraph. A paragraph can be a single word too btw stop making things unreadable

just came up with a really good 4 word cooking horror story but idk if you guys are ready for it

This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

Three years later and we are down to a 39!