I Was Talking To My Friend, Having A Conversation About God, And I Mentioned How I'm Not Sure I Believe

Don’t do it, don’t do it, don’t do it-

ah nvm he went inside

(-Pod 153, probably)

world's bestest most specialist war criminal

Prescription sunglasses, no school, a beach, and my birthday. What could go wrong?

This is my life this is going to be bad..let's see how bad

Sirius: It’s a trap. This just too good of a setup.

Remus: Go back, then.

Sirius: No way! I want to find out how much of a trap it is.

This is what happens when basic cosplay is attempted. #enchantress #suicidesquad

I love that in tumblr people aren't famous. Posts are. It's due to the fact that posts are made by the contribution of several blogs. I just think this is neat.

Starving to death this morning because ive been to the new local cafe twice this week already and if i go a third time ill look desperate.

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

My dad was dealing with some mixed feelings so I told him "In therapy when something is too complicated to do a simple 'pro and contra list' we sometimes do an excercise where you imagine all these mixed feelings around a table in some kind of conference, letting each tell their bit and you leading the debate."

and my dad didn't really respond and just stared ahead so I kept preparing lunch. Until a few minutes later when he suddenly piped up: "I am having a bad time at the conference"

You know what Ao3 needs? A search button inside the History section