Idk If This Is Controversial Or Not, But I Really Like When Non-professional Writing Like Fic Has Hints

it's literally my job to be the last one behind the performers as we walk to and from the stage so no one gets pulled out of line and there's this one guy that always politely holds the doors open for me and everyday I have to hold the door and motion for him to keep walking

it's been a month why is he still doing this? it's gotta be malicious at this point right?

Never ever be normal about fictional characters but please GOD be normal about the people who play them, I am begging you

There are three actresses in my show who switch off playing the same character and they all have their own costume. One of the girls cannot grasp the concept of grabbing HER costume and not one of the others. Today I was standing right next to her and having a conversation with her when she realized that she had grabbed the wrong slippers (yet again). And instead of switching shoes, like a normal human would do, she proceeded to put HER OWN slippers into the bag of the OTHER GIRL.

I literally had to put my hand up to stop her and say "I need you to wear your own shoes." Then this bitch had the audacity to act surprised when I showed her that the shoes were, in fact, labeled with her name

Reconciliation (an old comic)

found this in my files while looking through some old art, decided to finish the last page and just post it haha

I'm in line for a ride behind a gay couple and they keep kissing, which nothing against the gays (I am one myself) but if the straight couples can keep their lips to themselves then so can you

scavenger hunting

I don’t know who cares to hear this but if someone asks you to hang out and you can’t but you genuinely want to hang out with them, let them know that the time(s) they suggested don’t work for you and offer new times that do.

If you just say you “can’t/that time doesn’t work” with no follow up, it communicates a disinterest (to a lot of people) just a little tip on maintaining relationships

Instead of making up shitty racist headcanons about Miles shoplifting join me in headcanoning him picking up ballet because he thought Gwen being a ballerina was super neat and it would help him in his spiderman job

me getting irrationally angry at hangers clinking together even tho there is a group of people talking and a huge ass fan right next to me

does this say anything about me? probably not

My mother, completely unprompted and knowing my stance on never having children: children bring much joy too...

Me: wtf