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I thought that was a dead cat in the back ground.

he looks like those high school football players  or something

That question is so awkawrd lmao.

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It's easy to get overwhelmed by the possibilities and different ways how things could be. But we must not take for granted this one life we're living. Because one is all it takes.

The Thing About Break Ups

The thing about break ups is that they are competitions to see who can care less.

Someone spilled their dunkin donuts coffee in the school lobby so this kid got out his dunkin donuts uniform and started directing traffic around it saying things like “Ma’am watch out, this is a DUNKIN DONUTS MATTER”

Why are you fat?

cause everytime i fuck your dad he makes me a sandwich

These pick up lines tho.

someone send help to our high school.

god grant me the strength to send this email, the courage to send this email, and the wisdom to send this email

Aquarius (first) and Taurus (second) Co-workers