“The Nitrogen In Our DNA, The Calcium In Our Teeth, The Iron In Our Blood, The Carbon In Our Apple

I think i just learned more from this post than from school.

I can't even.

christmas is in 2 days what the actual glittery fuck

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I thought that was a dead cat in the back ground.

he looks like those high school football players  or something

“Many adults are put off when youngsters pose scientific questions. Children ask why the sun is yellow, or what a dream is, or how deep you can dig a hole, or when is the world’s birthday, or why we have toes. Too many teachers and parents answer with irritation or ridicule, or quickly move on to something else. Why adults should pretend to omniscience before a five-year-old, I can’t for the life of me understand. What’s wrong with admitting that you don’t know? Children soon recognize that somehow this kind of question annoys many adults. A few more experiences like this, and another child has been lost to science. There are many better responses. If we have an idea of the answer, we could try to explain. If we don’t, we could go to the encyclopedia or the library. Or we might say to the child: “I don’t know the answer. Maybe no one knows. Maybe when you grow up, you’ll be the first to find out.”

— Carl Sagan (via universal-wanderer)

He’s so funny and really cute. 

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Trying to prove something to him

How to make me cry in ten words or less: (add your own)

Sherlock: Goodbye, John.

Avengers: You can't kill me, I know, I've tried!

Thor: I could have done it, Father!

Captain America: I had a date.

Hunger Games: Real.

Harry Potter: Always.

Avatar the Last Airbender: Leaves from the vine

TFIOS: Okay.

Doctor Who: I don't want to go!

Doctor Who: I was gonna be with you....forever.

Sherlock: Don't... be... dead.

Avengers: So that's what it does...

Thor: TELL ME!!!

Avengers: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home...

Harry Potter: I'm not going home. Not really.

The Amazing Spiderman: Uncle Ben...Uncle Ben...

X-Men: I can't feel my legs...

Third Star: I'd rather not be alone, mate

Thor: Never doubt that I love you.

Mother 3: You must be tired.

Portal 2: The end.

Supernatural: It's okay Sammy, I'm here.

Hunger Games: She's dead, you stupid cat!

The Avengers: Sentiment.

9: Somewhere over the rainbow...

Finding Nemo: Dad..? I don't hate you.

Finding Nemo: A-and when I'm with you--I'm home!

Princess and the Frog: And... Evangeline... like dat, too...

Lord of the Rings: And I don't mean to! ... I don't mean to...

Futurama: If it takes forever, I will wait for you...

Hetalia: Merry christmas!

Doctor Who: Rose Tyler...

Thor: No, Loki.

Starkid: I'm not brave Bug, I'm in wuv.

Sherlock: This is my note. It's what people do, isn't it?

Sherlock: John, stay where you are.

The Big Bang Theory: Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.

Sherlock: I don't have friends. I've just got one.

Firefly: I am a leaf on the wind.

TFiOS: I do Augustus, I do

Harry Potter: You okay Freddie?

Starkid: AVPSY

Tangled: You were my new dream

Phantom of the Opera: I gave you my music...

Remember the Titans: Don't You see the family resemblance? That's my brother.

A Walk to Remember: Do you love me...?

Torchwood: "I love you." "Don't."

Code Geass: "Yes...I...destroy...worlds...I..create....worlds..."

Assassin's Creed: And may it never change us.

Batman: Goodbye, Alfred.

The Outsiders: ...But I don't wanna die now. It ain't long enough

Sherlock: ..and I owe you so much.

Doctor Who: This is the story of how I died.

Supernatural: I'm sorry, Dean.

Third Star: I raise a morphine toast to you all

Lucifer Box: C'est la vie, C'est la guerre.

Supernatural: Carry on my Wayward son.

The Lorax: Ya did good bean pole.

Thor: why? because im the monster parents tell their children about before bed?

The Lorax: Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not

The Lorax: Thank you, Ted

Fullmetal Alchemist: Daddy wake up!

Homestuck: Update

Hetalia: To the me who lives at some point in time... and who isn't alone

The Outsiders: Stay gold, Ponyboy.

Sherlock: I know I was there.

Thor The Dark World: Then, am I not your mother? You're not.

I really can't wait to see Godzilla & Maleficent.

Curious Thought

How do people let go of each other?

I can’t handle this 🥺