The Best 5 Seconds Of My Life Are When I Wake Up And Have No Idea I’m A Human Or Have Responsibilities

Athena picks fights on the playground from age seven Soon all the boys worship her At thirteen she learns to fire a gun And calls her sister’s longbow “ineffective” She destroys the competition in debates and wrestling matches alike, Learns to march but finds she’d much rather command, Climbs to the top of the military tree, Stepping on anyone who gets in her way Artemis is all scraped knees and bruised shins A fierce little girl who does what she wants A teenager with grass stains on her dresses and rage in her heart She dislikes the company of men At age fifteen she kisses a girl and decides she likes it almost as much as shooting At eighteen she knows that one girl will never be enough Aphrodite has always been pretty and she knows it She grew up fast but chocolate and flowers and favours were her rewards She keeps a notebook by her bed Hot pink like the marks she leaves on boys necks Filled with phone numbers, her own personal directory They’d do anything for her and that’s just how she likes it

Modern Goddesses (via morganaajones)

Inspired by this post by knifeeared​ - Thanks! :D

hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s this fantastic site I found today called hoperemains that accurately and thoroughly combs through scripture and its (many) mistranslations, validates your orientation, and basically let’s you know that you’re not pissing off God. It’s insanely thorough and after reading through every page on the entire site it’s super helpful. Go check it out!

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

Night Star Cat, Cat-O-Lanterns, and Ghost Cats.

Scary Sips: Halloween Drinks masterpost

Hey Fab Bats! Every time I post something Halloween related, there’s always some dude who says “It’s not Halloween yet!!!!”. Sorry, but I cannot hear you over the sound of my Jack Skellington mug of pumpkin spice latte, Beetlejuice slippers, Bela Lugosi cape and Ministry playing VERY LOUDLY in the background. Halloween is serious business *inserts plastic vampire fangs*. So please, take a sip from one of these fine Halloween Related drinks…

Cocktails and Potions

The Gravedigger

Embalming Fluid

The Zombie

Ghost in the Graveyard

Shrunken Head Punch

Black Heart Cider

Black Widow Cocktail

Blood of Vampires

Vampire Cocktail

3 Ingredient Blood Orange Sangria

Bloody Tooth Cocktail

Candy Corn Cocktail

Candy Corn Martini

Pumpkin Pie Martini

Pumpkin Spice Margarita

Halloween Pumpkin Punch

Pumpkin Chai Hot Buttered Rum

Black Magic Martini

Shots and shrieks

Zombie Shooter

Zombie Brains Jello Shots

White Chocolate Ghost Shooters

Candy Corn Jello Shots

Apple Cider Jello Shots

Non-alcoholic or Straight Edge juice

Candy Corn Punch

Candy Corn Milkshakes

Trick-or-Treat Punch

Haunted Halloween Punch

Easy Halloween Drink with Peep Straws

Halloween Hot Chocolate

Orange Vanilla Potion

Orange Fall Party Punch

Orange Sherbert Punch

Pumpkin Hot Chocolate

Crock Pot Pumpkin Spice Latte

Pumpkin Pie Frappe

Gingersnap Pumpkin Milkshake

Pumpkin Pie Protein Smoothie

Spicy Apple Halloween Smoothie

Apple Cider Floats

Apple Cider Slushies

Bloody Shirley Temples

Bloody Good Milkshake Shots

Bloody Candy Apple Milkshake

Red Velvet Cake Batter Milkshake

Transylvania Punch

Vampire’s Favorite Float

Witch’s Brew

Witch Potion Shakes

The Witch’s Specter

Magic Potion

Spellbinders

Black Light Lemonade

Mad Scientist Float

Mad Scientist Potion

Bat Juice

Swamp Juice

Gummy Worm Slushy

Themes

The Black Beard

Polyjuice Potion

Butter Beer Cocktail

The Raven

Beetlejuice Drink

Hocus Pocus Fizz Drinks

Mr. Hyde Potion

Serving ideas

Easy Halloween Cocktail Recipes and Serving Ideas

How to Make a Pumpkin Keg

Pumpkin Party Cooler

For monster munches, here’s a Halloween Treats masterpost.

What do you drink on the daily? Any favorites on the list? What career do you hope to embark on in the afterlife? Comment!

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