Danez Smith, “It Began Right Here”

The Ultimate Test!

Also, now it's official

I always knew I'm a catboy person

And know i am officially catboy-madscientist person, hehe, right

okay i made another quiz but this time it’s which monster you’ll get to hook up with. reblog with your result!!

never having sex again. focusing my energy on violence

I passed this post for like 5 times before now and every single time I told myself I'm not mean enough to interact even through I didn't like loreen's performance from day one

Well, now I'm fucking salty enough to reblog it

#Finland won #abolish the jury

German commentator: „Loreen‘s fight against the giant tanning bed“ 💀

Alternatively, when is it "today" and not "tomorrow" as told by russian meme classic:

"Untill I slept, "today" is yet to come"

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Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

i just feel like “what if the trauma we go through is usually not noble but purposeless and terrible and the things we develop to keep us alive often change us for the worse” is one of the most important realizations you can come to in terms of like. empathizing with your fellow man and yet whenever that theme shows up in fiction so many people are immediately like its either PERFECT VICTIM OR IRREDEEMABLY EVIL. open the door and walk out of the dichotomy

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We all have to agree it's Sabo.

He has all the gremlin traits from those three but at like 100 out of 10.

He's smart and spiteful like Law so he has the ability to create real shit.

He's emotion-driven and focused like Ace so he's effective at creating real shit.

He's destructive and not giving any fucks like Luffy so he's unstoppable at effectively creating real shit.

Sabo, the ultimate gremlin of one piece.

(It's Alfred)

reverse harem, but the mc is a cute old lady who loves spoiling the very young and very hot boys to death because she’s never had grandchildren. The guys are all fighting over her because it’s the most genuine love and validation they’ve ever received in their lives and they also lowkey want to be adopted by her.