Devil May Cry Timeline And Character Ages

I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:

Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella

Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought...” just before thunder

Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh... [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “...yes O_o”

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

We have two unwritten rules here:

1.

2.

Soundtrack

I’ve had this idea on the shelf for a year, pretty much since my first days in the fandom. But animating the whole scene properly was always too gargantuan a labor for me to tackle. So instead I made just a few scenes. Your imaginations can hopefully do the rest of the work for me. ;D

Merry Dishonorable Holidays, you beautiful fandom, you! I love you, guys!

This is it, this is the Dishonored Christmas Special! And Dishonored it sure is. Christmas, not so much. XD

P.S. Forgive me, Whaler fans, for I can’t draw their gas masks. XD They look like paper cups. XD

this is an insane way to talk about a predominantly singleplayer/co-op game, to be clear

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

So. I was re watching all KH openings after getting sucked in the fandom. Again.

I blame KHUX Finale and E3 FF news (hey Luxord, fancy meeting you here).

So basically it's Nomura's fault. Yeah.

ANYWAY

I decided to read what the book in 3D says and

...

what

Riku is a 15 year old girl apparently.

WooooW, Nomura you are a gremlin genius, I'll give you that.

“select your gender” except the options are uquiz aesthetics

Tags got out of control before I wrote the post addition. But anyway.

I understand that the tags author can be joking, dark humor and all that but it feels like kicking a - I don't even know, a cardbox full of wet kittens? - Vash himself when he's already beaten up and down in the dust trying to do some good and only getting violence and insults and humiliation for it.

It feels cruel and inconsiderate and even disrespectful. Stomps over the whole message of trigun and Vash.

Which is ironic, isn't it?

depression on the outside

My understanding of D&D is that the GM has the power to make the next quest a heist, but the players control whether the background music for this heist will be the Pink Panther theme, the Mission Impossible theme, or the Benny Hill theme.