Who Hurt Them :(

Overcorrecting

Actual canon:

Furthermore:

I get wanting to distance yourself from old inaccurate fanon but recently it feels like the fandom is just being contrarian and overcorrecting so much they create a new fanon, just in the opposite direction

Give him his toy

GRAHAHHHHHHHHp

REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX

Out of Touch

C'est trop bien 🥲

Thou was informal

By saying thou, you are talking to someone as if they were a friend or you were in an otherwise casual situation.

Why am I saying this? The 10 commandments.

By saying "Thou shalt not kill," God was speaking in the 1700s equivalent of saying "Yo dude, killing people is, like, totally not cool bro. Don't do it, dude, cuz you'll burn for, like, eternity, yo." Honestly I think it's quite nice knowing God would be nice instead of talking to you like he's your boss

PS. Yes, you are turning knights into angry siblings when you make them shout "Thou art a wench" etc.

comfort sex??? oh god can i not handle pemis why does this seem in character for me is this actually going to happen this is totally how id die and i dont like that why could i not take pemis

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

i'm on bluesky now

if you want me to actually post, i've got the same name on there

i post several times a day so if you want me to speak my lovely little gay mind then woohoo

also i post a lot about food or eating so uh