these two would not be able to tell what the other was saying unless the doctor for some resson decided to become fluent in a 900 year old version of english. old english was spoken up until about 875 years ago. If you can't understand old english, you wouldn't be able to understand them.
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future archaeologists will know you were (not) a boy
there was a loading tip on the legacy edition of minecraft that said "Is it a chicken or a duck?" and official texture packs that turn the chickens into ducks (e.g City) so technically there ARE ducks on bedrock and the legacy editions.
That being said, it would be nice to have a couple more birds. Ostriches were planned for the savannah update and vultures for the desert but they've yet to add them even after all these years
minecraft needs more birds. there are like two birds in the whole of minecraft and i find that unacceptable. where are the fucking ducks
relatable
"Woof"
Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.
Thragg heard that it was Lesbian visibility day yesterday!
Thragg said he miss it so Thragg went to make sure the lesbians were visible. like you future peeple do.
Thragg thinks he might not have did it right. . .
"HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HA-GURLGURGGU💦LGERGGU💦💦GERGUR💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦"
Explained Minecraft weight to someone today
just sleep on it right next time silly
i slept on my leg wrong im in hell