People’s Souls Vanish From The Afterlife If Their Names Stop Being Mentioned By Those In The Living

Literal definition of spyware:

Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡

more ‘Rose Walker is a PhD student under professor Robert Gadling, and yes they sometimes talk about his very good ‘friend’ and her uncle, what about it’ and more ‘Matthew sometimes meets up with this very nice immortal who bakes very good bread, yes he sometimes mentions his boss and yes the immortal sometimes mentions his very good ‘friend’, what about it’ and more ‘Matthew and Rose sometimes meet up to gossip about Dream, yes sometimes she mentions her nice literature professor and yes he sometimes mentions this random nice immortal, what about it’ and more ‘Rose Walker has a new friend named Johanna Constantine, and yes sometimes she mentions her weird uncle and Johanna sometimes mentions this weird guy who gives her stupid jobs, but she also sometimes talks about her literature professor and Johanna tells her about this new case she took about this guy who might have a painting up in his attic, but is probably nothing, hey does she maybe wanna tag along?’

so thats how on what’s supposed to be a nice Saturday morning Rose is standing with her new friend in the living room of her literature professor, with said literature professor in his boxers, while her gossip raven buddy flies in through the open window asking for more fresh bread *insert spiderman pointing meme*

(right until Dream comes out of Hobs bedroom stark naked asking what’s taking him so long)

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For every note this gets I'll personally kill a transphobe with my bare hands

Inspector Constable discovers fashion

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I can't explain it but Ides of March feels like a Tumblr festival. Every year we amp it up, meming in anticipation of the main event, where we celebrate the brutal murder of a dictator at the hands his friends and colleagues by posting nonsense for a full 24 hours. I wonder if @staff will turn it into merch.

ROUND FIVE, SIDE ONE: Stanley (The Stanley Parable) vs Tad Strange (Gravity Falls)

A fool year

April fools

@themornal and @8edhead are the voices

https://ko-fi.com/paulaperoff My Ko-fi is open if you want to support me so I can make more animations like this.

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