I Did A Funny Today

salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass
salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass
salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass
salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass
salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass
salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass

salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass
salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass
salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass
salty-but-bland - your friendly neighborhood dumbass

i did a funny today

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4 years ago

out-fucking-ragous

after traveling 2,000 miles with my mother, in the middle of my senior year, to escape my abusive stepfather, she demonstrates for the umpteenth time that she is an absolute child. well, im done taking care of her. tonight she got into a fight with my grandmother because she refused to put in the most minimum of efforts to help around the house, and my grandmother told her to get out. this is the second night in a row that i, an 18-year old boy, have had to break up a fight between my mother and grandmother before it turned physical.

i am going to move in with my dad in michigan, for the time being. i have no drivers license, about 100$ to my name, and im not even out of school yet. i’ll probably have to take a greyhound.

my venmo is wwinchester if you want to help me out

4 years ago

What if there was a scented candle company called common scents (like common sense yknow) and all the candles smell like stupid shit like "hand sanitizer" and "microwave bag corn"


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3 years ago

Color Palette Series day 7: Sonia Nevermind (Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

Color Palette Series Day 7: Sonia Nevermind (Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

Color Palette Series Day 7: Sonia Nevermind (Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)
Color Palette Series Day 7: Sonia Nevermind (Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)
Color Palette Series Day 7: Sonia Nevermind (Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

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1 year ago

i would not survive in medieval england. i would break some unspoken rule completely on accident and be ridiculed by the entire town and they would call me some shit like the horrendous coddlywobbler or something. and it would make me laugh so hard that i die from 3 different untreated forms of leukemia


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4 years ago
Wait I Didnt-

Wait I didnt-

I didnt post this yesterday I forgot I left it in drafts fuck

Anyway heres a they/them Mitarai for trans day of visibility <3


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4 years ago

rb if you’d wipe all pedophiles off this earth

10 months ago

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

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