My Sister Could Not Be More Correct. We We're Binging Star Wars When She Said That Leia And Han Are Apart

New drinking game:

Drink a shot each time Brundle says "gladiator".

but Jen @/rueleclerc is right and they should say it louder, i love this man so much for his level of unhinged honesty tbh

my toxic trait is becoming more obsessed with something than the person who recommended it to me

LITERALLY SCREAMING I AM NOT OKAY.

So if anyone else did not notice, I'm a newbie to Tumblr. Every time I see something that happened on my dash to my sister she changes into an medieval wizard "I was there when it was being written you witch"

i love when lewis posts seb to his insta stories like “great to see you back!” “congrats on p2!” “keep working hard🙏” like king you KNOW he’s not gonna see that

He's there for the drama. Laughing in their faces, sizing them up.

Why when there's a fight Etzebeth is always involved? Just chill my guy

Oh, to be the chauffer's daughter in Sabrina.

1954, Audrey Hepburn & Humphrey Bogart.

Bonus:

The 1995 adaptation with Harrison Ford and Julia Ormond.

Meme music also does the trick. Nothing can get you if the mood is off.

Protip for if you’re alone and find yourself getting jumpy because ‘oh shit this feels like the start of a scene from a horror movie’: 

Do something that a director of a horror movie would never put in a final cut. Pull sudden and inexplicable stupid faces. Make up a ridiculous shuffle-dance. Sing that song with the weirdest lyrics you know, loudly and as off-key as possible. Be completely unphotogenic and uncinematic, and it counteracts the irrational fear quite nicely.