Me Whenever I Start The Game

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“Oh soldier, you’re so great!” “Come on, Lady, I’m not that cool…”

ancient art i forgot about: borderlands ver

Carl: Every time an artist dies, God lets them paint the sky. 
Carl: I can’t wait for my turn. I’m going to paint dicks. 
Markus: … Source: Tumblr

Dempsey 1.0: Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Tonight. Imma fight. Till we see the sunlight. Tik Tok. On the clock. But the party don’t stop.

Takeo 1.0: Someone please kill him.

I see myself as that dude who is tough but in reality i'm the one who sits in the corner crying all because i learned oreo's were an off brand

Frank at some point in some info meeting 

*screeching in painful agony*

my soul

Him tiny

Glaz: The food’s too hot. I can’t eat it.

Kapkan: You’re hot and I still eat you.

Fuze: [slams fork and knife down]

Fuze: ONE DINNER. ONE DINNER IS ALL I ASK.

When a friend sends this to you, you know youve done something right