This User Wishes Ghost Rider Would Get A Decent Movie

"Ohh, America. It is the place I am from. All the time."

I love this.

frank: -dabs and then one punches a manikins head off-

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Susie: holy tight balls its smells good in here

-frank flips a barbie head like a professorial cook-

frank:I know right? we having the best meal this world has ever seen FRIED BARBIE 

Susie :MMMM MY FAVORITE

[3 AM]

Mason, rolls over and nudges Woods: If spiders were the size of a cat would they be more, or less scary? On one hand, they wouldn't be able to get into your house easily, but on the other hand? Once they're in there... oh boy...

Had to make this 💀💀💀

Inspired by @localcrypto ‘s post

The Legion - New Killer

we’re all fucking doomed just sayin’

One of my favorite things about Destiny 2 is how everything just went to absolute shit the moment the Speaker died.

Like Osiris’ useless twink ass nearly gets the universe destroyed because he just has to spend fifteen minutes getting Starbucks while the Guardian fights Panoptes. Rasputin gets riled up and takes over every warsat in the system while Ana’s useless lesbian ass insists that he’s a good guy now. The Guardians are risking life and limb for some Cabal dude they met yesterday because he offered them a shiny new set of armor, Cayde was murdered by a Hot Topic employee and there’s some gamble guy is screaming shit like “EMBRACE THE DARKNESS.” at Guardians as they beat eachother up for loot. Zavala’s probably an alcoholic now.

This is what happens when you kill off the only mom friend.

I cried all night and couldn’t sleep normally because of this news. Yes, we lost one of our team, but he will always be with us. He is forever in our hearts, maggots! He will always be with us in the form of our beloved Soldier. (I started to cry again while writing this)