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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “jigsaw apprentice” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw my own flaws personified in a trap in the forest

my buddy amanda pacing: john kramer is lying to us

juliette & randy frfr

Incorrect quote

Randy: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail

Y/n: No it’s my fault, I shouldn’t’ve used my one phone call to prank call the police.

Howl's Moving Castle + RAINBOW

90% of the plot of nbc hannibal.

*commits murder erotically*

“you’re a writer, right?”

me, staring at the one sentence i’ve managed to add in the last hour and the 12 open tabs on the specifics of shoes in 1845 Ireland: In theory.

The Craft (1996) dir. Andrew Fleming

luigi mangione, the SUSPECTED (innocent until proven guilty) united healthcare shooter, has been charged with terrorism. that’s right. a man who supposedly shot ONE SINGLE PERSON is being charged with terrorism. because in america, billionaires lives matter enough that a SINGLE rich man’s death is considered a terrorist act against this country. think about that.

Druig 🤝 Matt Murdock

Understanding that shoulder bumping is the highest caliber of flirtation

Uhm.. fishing buddy!!!