Masturbation Is Evil Not For Any Puritan Anti-fun Reason But Because It Has Permanently Claimed So Many

I'm in ur walls :)/pos

i love having people in my walls

hiii.. i was wondering if u could do a beetlejuice x masc!reader?? they're kinda hard for me to find-

yes ofc! sorry if its a little ooc, i havent watched beetlejuice in a hot minute

Beetlejuice x masc! reader slightly suggestive

he would mostly treat you the same as everyone else tbh

he would try to be nicer and not play as many crude pranks on you

would absolutely be alot hornier around you though unless its an issue for you, then hed try to be respectful of that

would definently show affection with physical touch but if thatd be an issue for you it would be gift giving

he would totally love to do your favorite activities with you or watch you do them if its something such as knitting

would ask hella questions about what your doing if youre knitting or doing something like that, especially if youre multi-tasking by watching tv

loves to learn about your hobbies

if you like people watching he would 100% do it with you

wouldnt help around the house that much unless you bribed him iykwim

again, sorry if its short and ooc, its been a minute since i watched the movie

I blame @adoredmarigold for this so

currently eating this shit up ngl

Okay so someone requested a hc of Jack giving the reader a drink that had aphrodisiac added and the brainrot it's given me-

First off gonna say, Jack had brought this topic up before. At the time he'd presented it as a sortve 'what if' and didn't even mention such magical artifacts existed. So this is some where consent had been given and stuff because yes Jack's an ass but he's not that big a dick

So, with that in mind, the fact Jack had gotten a new magical item but wasn't immediate showing it to you or even saying what it was? Sure was suspicious of him

By that night at dinner the thought had escaped your mind and plus Jack had started the dinner by giving you your food and waited before starting to talk about the artifact

The food itself wasn't anything new or spicy, yet you felt yourself growing hot. Leaving you to take your coat off to try and cool yourself some what, no longer able to focus on Jack's words even

Focus only coming back when he thanked you for testing the aphrodisiac out for him, eyes shimmering with mischief and face adorned with a smirk

Oh. Oh this all made sense then as you looked to him and he burst out laughing to teasing about how the food must've just been bad that night

Unfortunately however he didn't say what the aphrodisiac had been put in so to try and cool off you drank more of your drink and stood up to do something

Granted decision making wasn't easy with how much need you felt building inside yourself, mind clouding with lust for the man infront of you

Taking another swig of your drink to try and think Jack then finally admitted that's what he'd put the substance in, and that the more you had the worse the effect

Oh that smirk on his face as he said this so sure of himself, you probably would've killed him if it wasn't for the drinks effect and one clear idea forming

Quiet you began to remove your clothes and approach him, much to his confusion, before finally pulling him into a kiss

Somehow Jack was shocked by this outcome, not expecting you to act like this, and so he paused before pulling you closer and trying to tease how needy you where acting

His words where cut off as your hands explored his body and quickly worked to release his half hard dick, barley prepping yourself either before getting him inside you. His groaned response all you needed

Using him for a leverage of sorts you quickly began to ride him at a brutal pace, obscene noises of satisfaction leaving your lips before you pulled Jack into another kiss

Your hands once again at work to begin somewhat stripping him as well, beginning to kiss down his neck

He tried to take some control of the situation but he could do little besides jut his hips to meet your own low whines and pleas to slow down even a little leaving his mouth along with moans of pleasure. Your hands pulling his hair only worsening these sounds

It didn't feel like anytime passed either before his overestimated whines greeted your ears and exhaustion starting to set in for you both as the heated want you felt started to slowly subside

Finally feeling the artifacts effects starting to wear off you slowly moved yourself off Jack to look at the sight you'd left him in

Sweat, cum, and the occasional tear seeming to ruin the suit he'd worn that day, even if it was half off him by now. His body flush besides the love bites you'd left on him

With dinner forgotten and both of you more tired then you'd care to admit Jack learned his lesson.

The artifact was the real thing and great to save for later

When the person playing killer wont let you simp for their killer😭

Indigenous peoples of the great plains should've never told white people about tornadoes. "I don't know man that shit never happened before you showed up"

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im so delulu bc i fully believe that my fictional crushes would love me and not try to kill me

@bbgbonald @a-library-of-old omg you guys should ask me these

Wanna be nosy? Here's your chance.

0: Height 1: Virgin? 2: Shoe size 3: Do you smoke? 4: Do you drink? 5: Do you take drugs? 6: Age you get mistaken for 7: Have tattoos? 8: Want any tattoos? 9: Got any piercings? 10: Want any piercings? 11: Best friend? 12: Relationship status 13: Biggest turn ons 14: Biggest turn offs 15: Favorite movie 16: I’ll love you if 17: Someone you miss 18: Most traumatic experience 19: A fact about your personality 20: What I hate most about myself 21: What I love most about myself 22: What I want to be when I get older 23: My relationship with my sibling(s) 24: My relationship with my parent(s) 25: My idea of a perfect date 26: My biggest pet peeves 27: A description of the girl/boy I like 28: A description of the person I dislike the most 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend 30: What I hate the most about work/school 31: What your last text message says 32: What words upset me the most 33: What words make me feel the best about myself 34: What I find attractive in women 35: What I find attractive in men 36: Where I would like to live 37: One of my insecurities 38: My childhood career choice 39: My favorite ice cream flavor 40: Who wish I could be 41: Where I want to be right now 42: The last thing I ate 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately 44: A random fact about anything

I'm always here pookie dw, plus we mutuals so Tumblr law says we are bonded, if you do want a rq tho I always love more Beebs, maybe him with a chubby partner? OOO! If you want an extra big bad ask maybe multiple boiz? Idk if you do Micheal and Bubba but if you do maybe throw them on that? -forever yours, wall anon/lh /hj

ilysm pookie (platonic) also question,, who or what is beebs??? please tell me im so confused also if you specify in another ask i can try to write it/them- AND OFC I WRITE FOR MICHAEL AND BUBBA THEYRE MY BABYGIRLS 🩷🩷🩷🩷

btw sorry im only doing bubba for this one since its been a hot minute since i got a request and im busy

Bubba x chubby gn reader (sfw)

warnings: none

Bubba

if youre ever wanting to lose weight and he figures that out he will 100% chase you around an abandoned area bc thats the only way he can really help you out (he wont hurt you, he just likes the thrill of a good chase plus running can help lose weight so win win)

if you like your body the way it is then he does too

he wants to see you happy bc it makes him happy

if hes in a certain mood he will cuddle up to you like a cat and lay his head on your tummy or chest 🩷🩷

when he gets to know you better he gives you hugs and masked kisses

he loves your body just the way it is

if his brothers say anything abt your weight expect an angry tantrum with lots of squealing entirely aimed at them

loves cuddles but its texas so it gets uncomfy fast

sorry if this is short im really tired rn and im busy with personal stuff