Hi there! I’m a huge fan of Musical!Beetlejuice, or all versions of my Bug in general, and I also openly practice witchcraft! Was wondering if maybe I could request a little Drabble about Beetlejuice watching an AFAB!Reader practice some Witchcraft? Maybe a spell or a tarot reading! (: just something real cute :3
YES OMG,, i practice witchcraft too so im happy i get to write abt it in an ask!! sorry if its short im just really tired rn
Beetlejuice x gn reader (sfw)
tw: none
He loves the drawings on the tarot cards
asks you anything he can think of to be annoying /pos
steals buys supplies for you
doesnt really believe in witchcraft but hey, you do so whats the harm in letting you do a reading for him? (he got a vibe check from that reading and never wants to do it again but wont tell you bc hes stubborn asf)
he will put your crystals in his mouth because they look yummy (i cant blame him)
has ingested most every spice you use in your practice
hes like a cat i swear
me too pookie
what fucking type of autism is this
The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
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ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?
BECAUSE YOURE 10/10
Michael Myers (RZ adaptation) Dating headcanons *sfw and nsfw*
Requested: no
Tw: smut, mentions of knifeplay and other taboo kinks
Sfw headcanons
We all know he doesnt talk so if he wants something he scribbles it down on a piece of paper or whatevers avaliable
Hes not a huge fan of being touched without him initiating it first unless hes having a good day but those are few and far between (especially around halloween) so try and keep your hands to yourself
He wont comort you much if at all unless youre really struggling with something, the most you can expect from him is a hand on your shoulder and a head tilt
If you cook for him he will love you forever because of it
Speaking of cooking, he definently prefers savory or sweet
If you really like music he will listen to it with you unless its really loud or fast paced
if you like soft rock then good news, so does he! hes okay with any music honestly and wont judge you (too much) for your preferences
if you dress alternatively you can expect him to bring you clothes/accessories from his victims as a gift! it makes him happy if you wear his gifts around the house and in general
he will let you kiss him without his mask eventually, but for a while he wont take off his mask or lift it up for you (i hope you like kissing rubber)
Nsfw headcanons
hes definently packing, like 9-10 inches at least
he goes hard and fast and lasts 6-7 rounds back to back
he will fuck you anywhere anytime
doesnt enjoy using toys in general unless you ask beg him to let you use them but he only lets use them on yourself
will not let you top him like ever, he likes being in control of you in bed
hes into knife play, blood play, dacryphyllia (crying), overstimulation, cnc, biting
loves watching you fuck yourself, especially if you dont notice him at first
yo so im new to tumblr so heres an intro/masterlist post. please read this fully and interact with this before interacting with my blog!
sorry this is long but im not putting a cut so i know people will at least see everything on it
last updated: 17/10/2023 (dd/mm/yyyy)
before you start reading, i will update this when needed. if you think i should add something on here let me know so i can add it here!
♡ my names saturn, im genderfluid, im hard of hearing and im autistic. my favorite color is light pink and my favorite genre of music is hardstyle edm! my favorite movie is house of wax (2006) but i love slasher films in general ♡ i love writing so i figured that id bring my writing online to you guys
♡ i speak english but if you request something in another language i can try to figure it out with google translate but no promises that ill get your ask correct since google translate is funky sometimes
♡ im usually really nice but assholes will be blocked so if you come on here requesting something that i will not write or youre just mean to me i will not hesitate to block you
♡ i love pairing people with characters so please feel free to ask
♡ im a writer so feel free to send in a request, however, no promises that ill respond in a timely manner. ill try my best to respond asap but life can get in the way of that
*games/movies/series i will write for*
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○ horror movie characters
○ repo! the genetic opera (main characters, aged up shiloh)
○ resident evil 1-8
○ dead by daylight (killers and survivors)
○ fran bow
○ undertale (main characters)
○ deltarune (main characters)
○ night in the woods (main characters)
○ coraline
○ beetlejuice
○ cod (any)
○ tf2
○ tmnt (main characters)
○ sallyface (main characters)
○ puss in boots the last wish (pibtlw)
*who i will not write smut for*
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● fran bow (fran bow)
● little misfortune (little misfortune)
● susie (dead by daylight)
● charolette and victor (dead by daylight)
● frisk, chara, and kris (undertale/deltarune)
● coraline and wybie (coraline)
● lydia (beetlejuice)
*what i will write*
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◇ headcanons
◇ shitposts
◇ lgbtqia+ reader
◇ underage characters (sfw only)
◇ nsfw (any topics like descriptive gore, not limited to smut)
◇ sfw
◇ fluff
◇ smut
◇ cnc (consenual non-consent)
◇ gore
◇ mental health issues
◇ male reader
◇ female reader
◇ gender neutral reader
◇ trans reader (pls be specific since i get confused abt trans labels easily)
◇ polyamorous reader
◇ platonic
◇ romantic
*what i might write*
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☆ furry reader
☆ oc in place of reader
☆ character x character (can be poly but that might get confusing for me to write)
*what i will not write*
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asking for the following will get you blocked
■ pedophilia
■ incest
■ rape
■ beastiality
■ suicide
■ underage x adult (yes im aware this is pedophilia but im putting it again because its fucking disgusting)
(ex. lydia x beetlejuice unless platonic)
■ piss
■ scat
■ vore
also if anything could be worded differently to make it easier to understand please let me know
BAHAHAH AS SOON AS I SENT THAT REQ I SAW YOUR MISSING ME POST IM- BAHAAHHAAH I truly do have worlds best timing but hi pookie love and miss you too ❤️/p- wall anon
OMGOMG HIII I MISSED YOU SM POOKIE ILYSM /p
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
do care + did ask + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you + im hugging you