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Uhh erm uh. Can you write the dad from coraline x reader. Im. Normal about him. Can be sfw or nsfw idrc. i need new meds.,

okay so im not sure which version of the dad you meant so ill give you both!! btw i looked it up and his names charles/charlie so theres a fun fact about him that i didnt know

Charlie Jones x GN reader

(sfw)

requested: yes

tw: none

Charlie Jones (other vers)

Yes he still works on his music most of the time, but he makes sure to cook dinner for you and cleans up afterwards when you get home because he knows your job can be tiring

(not) suprisingly he loves to cuddle and hold hands with you, makes sure you feel loved and cared for

will absolutely run bubble baths for you if thats something you enjoy

you guys definently have weird bug/plant themed nicknames for each other

will 100% write songs for and about you

he loves you so much like omg

probably one of the healthiest relationships ever tbh

he loves if you garden with him

it makes his heart melt if you take care of his plants while hes busy with music or if hes doing stuff around the house

Charlie Jones (reg vers)

he gets pretty busy with writing and it makes his back hurt sometimes (his posture is atrocious) so if you offer to rub his back he will melt in your hands

his cooking isnt the greatest but if you can cook well he will cook with you and try to pick up some stuff

when you guys fall asleep at night he will cuddle up to you and then be out like a light

loves it if you wake him up with kisses

when you guys eat breakfast together(if hes the one who cooked) expect some heart shaped pancakes or smiley face eggs and bacon

he loves to give you hugs, it makes him happy and makes him feel safe and loved

he has designated days that he takes breaks on so just know that you will be cuddling until you have to go do something like work or go to the bathroom

sometimes he falls asleep while writing so if you check on him and hes asleep, save his work and put his glasses on his desk and give him a blanket, it makes him really happy if you save his work for him because he knows that he forgets to sometimes

A/N: sorry if this was short or if it wasnt what you wanted, its late at night where i am so i tried my best lol

YPU DID THAT SO FAST IM- RABUDLY EATS IT

I am also coming out to reveal I am wall anon because you seem cool and know we cannot become better friends wiry me always on anon 🧍‍♂️

Aniwai ilysm pookie that fanfictipn rizz worked on me🤭/p (dms totally aren't like always open if you ever wanna chat hahah jk..unless?/hj)

i knew you were my wall anon bc youre always the first to like my posts when theyre requests <3 (i stalk my own notes religiously) im happy you like my writing and i have to feed wall anon something so i write fast asf lol and ofc i wanna be friends with you, you seem super fun tbh!! my dms are always open so ye!!

RAHHHHHHHH RABIDLY EATS THIS ILYSM /P

wall anon again RAHHHHHHHHH

anyways if you still write for jack horner could you maybe write for him with a deaf/hard of hearing s/o please itd be super duper swaggy of you pookie <3333

Jokes on you my hearings shit to! Actually tho lemme get the rust of this man it's been a MINUTE but just for you

-So I don't think he's really gonna notice at first if you aren't just flat out deaf nothing to help or anything because he's so loud

-He wants people to hear him, he talks loud, so it won't be a big deal

-now with this said, he does expect others to talk at a level you can hear them to or make another way because he refuses to let you be excluded in any way

-Hell he might even have a magical item for a situation such as this one but will hesitate to use it unless directly for his own benefit

-sorry man but it is Jack after all

-now! If you are flat out can not hear no matter what deaf (since I know it can vary) he will still accommodate you and expect others to as well

-again possible magical item

-depending on how long you two have been together will reflect in how he communicates to

-not that long? Annoyed writing it down or having someone be a interpreter of sorts

-further along though? Well he starts learning sign Langue of course! So then he'll just get to suprise you with it and further learn it with your help (all assuming you know sigh language of course)

-will happily translate what others are saying as well to help you but gets pissed off at the other people like- happy to you, mad at them kinda way

Sorry if any of this is wrong in any way I myself am not deaf and do not know what it is like to be deaf besides from what media and research has shown me, if I have done anything or gotten anything wrong please don't hesitate to inform me and I will fix it immediately

Im mister trans gender. Im mister cis. Im mister cash spender. Im mister take a piss

♡ asks ♡

 Do you have freckles? 

 Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? 

What was the last song you listened to? 

Do you sleep on your back, stomach or side? 

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? 

Do you prefer drawing or writing? 

What’s your ideal number of blankets to sleep with? 

What’s your favorite band/artist? 

When is your birthday? 

How tall are you? 

What color are your eyes? 

Who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now? 

Fears? 

What’s your favorite color? 

What’s your favorite season? 

Want any tattoos? What of? 

Want any piercings? Where? 

Who is the last person you texted? 

Do you have a best friend? How long have you been friends? 

What/who do you miss? 

How was your day today? 

How much sleep did you get last night? 

Do you believe in aliens? 

When was the last time you cried? Why? 

What’s your favorite decade? 

What are some seemingly childish things you like? 

What’s your favorite book? Or just one you’ve read a few times? 

How are you, really? 

Does it take you a long time to make decisions? 

What are you looking forward to in the near future? 

What are you looking forward to in the distant future? 

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go? 

Do you sleep with your door open or closed? 

What’s your favorite flower? 

Do you currently have a squish? 

Do you like your middle name? 

Do you prefer dogs or cats? 

Do you have any phobias? 

Do you stay up late?

Do you like the beach? Do you prefer it sunny or cloudy? 

What’s your favorite cartoon? 

Tag 5 of your favorite blogs

Do you have siblings? How many? 

Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? 

Is there anyone you would die for? 

What do you need when you’re sad? 

Have you memorized your phone number? 

Who’s someone you can trust with your life? 

What does your last text say? 

Wild Card. Any question, ask away. 

i love her so im not complaining

You have to marry the last fictional character in your camera roll: how screwed are you? (tag game)

I got.....Mark Hoffman (oof ouch)!

oh so i am gonna DIE die.

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