I'm From The Department Of People With Hospital Trauma Who Also Don't Like Horror Movies (PHSWADLHM)

Everyone's making frog pattons hcs that are ansty

Hear me out

His blush is green

And he thinks it's stupid and hffmkhdsckoywsgf

... Listen if any moceit fic writers are taking suggestions-

I found a post by @solarsparkss that was basically Sanders sides ships as childhood memories

And decided I'd do what I do best and take really nice wholesome content and ruin it for everyone

So I give you Sanders sides ships as classic childhood memories: Callum edition

Logince: fighting with my brother wale we were making Mac and cheese, I wanted to add the cheese and we were dumb kids and used cheese from a jar I reached for the jar with no warning and broke it 

Analogical: keeping my mom up cause I had a stomachache and I kept asking if we could go to a doctor, and when she'd finally agree I'd say we didn't have to go 

Prinxiety: watching kids randomly break out into fights and even cheering some on

Royality: my grandma unintentionally buying aphmau merch 

Demus: me getting in trouble cause I allegedly punched a baby

Logicality: whenever the teacher had a timer on the board and it going down to 10 seconds and everyone yelling "10 SECONDS BAKER'S"

Moxiety: crying and covering my ears when we had to watch a brainpop. Jr over drugs 

LAMP: my absolute hell of a drama camp, where we spent more time walking then dancing and I had a meltdown the day of the show cause I thought a girl hated me 

Dukxiety: my friend asking the highschool band performing at the school if they could play megalovania on the tenor trumpet 

Roceit: my brother crushing my dreams of wanting to meet stampycat

Moceit: forcing my family to sing Christmas songs by the fire

Loceit: making fun of trump during lunch and one girl leaning over and saying "don't you guys think your being a bit rude"

Anxceit: my teacher in kindergarten asking me how high I can count and me not wanting to show off and saying I could only count to 100

Intrulogical: me getting horny asf during a fine motor skills class 

Intruality: crying over the cartoon network "we'll see you tomorrow" ending cause it just made me really sad 

Made lockscreens of the sides :)

(these are like 8 months old but shhhh)

Im taking crk inspired/customized kingdom area requests! (Thats a mouthful)

I redecorate or redesign my kingdom every other week so I figured I might as well

Comment or repost saying what cookie or pair you want me to make/show

Or you can ask how to make the examples

I'd just like to say

We all saw true colors and we all cried

And those who didn't immediately went to google to see if Marcy lives

... But the way I found out was scrolling through channels looking to see what to watch, I scroll to Disney XD as true colors is playing

... I watched sprig get thrown off the tower... At midnight... In front of my brother... And I was about 3/4ths done with season 1

That's my new evil backstory

GUYS I JUST GOT A REALLY GOOD IDEA

IMAGINE SOMEONE ON THE SMP SHOWING CHARLIE PONYO

AND HE LOVES IT

"It's like me and Quackity from las nevadas!"

Q: "... The fuck no it's not"

"It definitely doesn't remind me of my non existent centuries underground morphing breaking to the surface! For I am a human with a normal human life!"

"PONYO IS A GOOP BROTHER!"

ddlc girls wow!! they are so fun to draw

Cmon janus

There's no way in remrom you mistook patton, a pile of nothing but fatherly love for a garbage can, just say you didn't wanna finish the sandwich and asked if anyone wanted it, and patton finished it okay, swallow your pride for 2 seconds

Hey logan/Janus fans, you wanna see a magic trick?

I call this one "double your therapy sessions"

TA DAAAAA

YOU GUYS

THERE IS NOTHING IN ME THAT THINKS THIS ISN'T MOCEIT

YOU COULD PAY ME A THOUSAND DOLLARS TO SAY THIS SONG ISN'T MOCEIT

I WOULDN'T TAKE IT