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𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗠𝗘: Bnha

𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚: Bakugou x m!reader

𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦: Language/cussing, fluff, crack and maybe just little bit of angst(?)

𝗔/𝗡: I might make this a series with other anime characters so if you got any request please message me! :)

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Gotta love Kacchan

Hawks: All I want is to make our world a place where heroes have too much time on their hands.

Y/n: Why don't you make a world where you get some bitches

Hawks:....Can we please have ONE meaningful conversation

Y/n: You're just mad you got no bitches. Not a singular bitch

Hawks: Arn't we dating?

Y/n: nah cuz that's different, you're my bitch.

Stranger things season 4 + reactions (himbos edition)

No, because imagine being married to Katsuki, and his mom doesn't like you.

Mitsuki thinks she knows what's best for her son, she thinks that you're not fit to be his wife, and she never shyies away from telling you that. When you help her cook, she points out how clueless you are, and it's true, because usually Katsuki is the chef of the house, while you wash the dishes. And she goes on and on about how useless you must be, how selfish of you to rely only on his son, who has too many responsibilities with already being a pro hero and now having to baby you.

You try to learn, spending a month trying to learn how to make a whole course meal for them, and when you're confident enough in your cooking skills, you prepare a dinner for his parents. Masaru is nice to you giving a compliment, while Mitsuki complains that you put too much salt, and proceeds to take the dishes and throw your hard work away, saying that she already came prepared knowing that somethings like this would happen. Your husband gets pissed at her, but one squeeze from you, and he sulks back into his chair, letting his mother do whatever she wants around his kitchen, mumbling to you that "it wasn't even that bad".

Mitsuki make it a habit to push you down whenever Katsuki is out of earshot, knowing that it will ensue into a screaming match. She pops up to your shared house every now and then, complaining about anything she finds out of place.

"Didn't had time to wash the dishes? I see you doing nothing, again"

"I don't know what my son sees in you"

"Really? A pile of dirty laundry? What, too lazy to do it?"

"Is there anything you can do aside being pretty?"

And the venom dripping with each word is heavier as time passes. You try your hardest to not fight her, letting her say whatever she wants. It seems useless to fight, but her constant comments are draining you, it's like she's sucking the soul out of you, slowly draining your energy and mental health which starts to reflect into your relationship with Katsuki.

Your husband knows something is wrong. You're less vocal, less affectionate, he sees your smile slowly disappear as days pass, closing off day by day. Katsuki doesn't like this sudden turn, because now, whenever he looks at you, it seems as if you're constantly sad, slipping into depression, ready to burst into tears at any given moment. At first, he blames it on the pregnancy. But the tipping point, when he realizes that something is indeed wrong, is when he leans to kiss you, like usual, and you step back. That's when he confronts you. He's scared, and it can easily be read all over his face when he asks you if you don't love him anymore. You don't want to tell him that the problem is his family. You don't want to cause any rifts in their mother-son relationship, that's also why you've never told him of her hostility toward you.

"It's... I love you, a lot. But I think we need a break? It's the pregnancy I think, you know, hormones and all"

Nah, Bakugou doesn't buy any bullshit you try to sell, and he's not exactly known for giving up, so he insists, presses on the subject until you finally burst, screaming that it's his mother's fault if the relationship is turning sour.

Bakugou listens attentively as you get everything off of your chest, and it clicks quite immediately. Slowly, he remembers every little remark his mother made about you, the lack of acknowledgement toward you on the wedding day, the way his mother always seems to always put you aside whenever around, how she never asks about you, pretending that you don't exist, how she only complains about the things you can or cannot do.

"I try... I've tried my best, but she never seems satisfied! I know I married you and not her, but having her coming here and just shit-talk me is becoming too much. She's right, I'm weak, I'm useless, I'm not worth the time of the day, I'm not fit to be anything just-..." there's a small pause in your speech, and Katsuki's heart breaks with each sentence, fear growing with each word that leaves your lips, "- I think it's best if we... if we divorce. I can't spend the rest of my life in a family that doesn't want me. For two years she did nothing but walk allover me. I tried- I really tried to make it work, but it's too much. I can't handle it, I'm not strong enough."

It takes a full minute to register the word divorce, but when it does Bakugou breaks down, crying, begging for you to not do that, to give him some time to fix it. He promises he'll fix it, he cries with you all night, curling into you, holding onto you as if scared you're gonna leave. He doesn't want to lose you, he doesn't want you to leave his side, he love you too much to just let you go because of his mother.

And fixing he does.

The next day he goes to see his mother, and a verbal fight begins. He can't believe that his own mother would sabotage his marriage, can't believe that you endured all that shit for two years and never confided in him.

"Because I know what's best for you!"

"The fuck you know? What's best for me wants a fucking divorce now because of you!"

"Good! At least now you can find a real woman"

And that's when Katsuki just, shuts down. He's too stunned to say anything, realizing that his own mother couldn't even bother to see you as a woman. Minutes of silence stretched and Masaru is watching his son with concern. He knows his wife had crossed the line, but at the moment what broke his heart was the pain painted on his son's face. Eerily calmly, Katsuki speaks.

"You're not allowed in my house anymore. I don't want to see you anywhere near my wife. Don't look at her, don't speak to or about her, don't bother calling me ever again. You fucked up, big ass time." Mitsuki just rolls her eyes, scoffing.

"She sent you because she's too scared of confrontation?"

"She doesn't know I'm here"

"Of course. She's probably sleeping in, like usual. Why do you have to waste your time with her? There are woman out there more fit to-"

"The fuck do you want her to do? Lift goddamn weights while pregnant? Build a fucking house?"

This, seems to make his mother stumble on her words. The malice in her voice suddenly disappears, and just stares at her son in pure shock.

"She's- she's pregnant? Why didn't you tell me?!"

"You would've known if you weren't too busy making her life a living hell! But pregnant or not, I don't want you interacting with her."

"Katsuki, it's my grandchild, I have the right-"

"No. You don't have any rights. You think I'll let you around my child when there's a possibility of you talking shit about their mom to them? What assurance do I have that you won't try to turn my child against their own mother?"

Mitsuki stares at him, at a loss of words. She realizes that yes, she fucked up, but all she did was for her son. She thought you're too soft, too laid back, too carefree for him. She noticed how you became lazier in the past months, how now you weren't working, but not even once had she thought that it might be because of a pregnancy.

"I-"

"No. Whatever you have to say I don't want to hear it." He turns toward the door, ready to leave. "I'm disappointed in you too dad. You knew what was going on, yet did nothing to defend my wife nor had the decency of telling me anything. And I'm serious, stay away from my wife, she has enough stress already."

Mitsuki spends the next months thinking heavily about her behaviour, and realizes that she did you wrong. Awfully wrong. She had been too harsh on you, without even trying to get to know you. She judged you from the very beginning, too quickly, without giving you any chances. And now, she can only watch from afar, your baby bump now impossible to hide, walking hand in hand with her son. She can now see how happy you make her son, how relaxed he's with you, how protective he's over you. She had never thought her son to be the type of man to shower someone in affection, not so openly at least, yet there he was, sitting at the park, with a picnic cloth underneath, while holding you close, both arms securely wrapped around the belly.

Masaru watches as his wife's eyes fill with tears, and there's nothing he can do about it, nothing that he can fix or cheer her up.

"I was horrible, wasn't I?"

As a partner and supportive husband, he knows he shouldn't make it worst by blaming her, but as a father, he can't deny that what she did was indeed, horrible. So, he says nothing, placing only a comforting hand on her shoulder, he too now watching his son and daughter-in-law giggling to each other.

"We both were"

can’t stop laughing, sorry

😔🤚🏼pls

Eddie promised 8 whole hours of him not talking about DnD if Steve let him do metal makeup in him

✧ Going On A Date: BNHA Boys - Part 1✧

This is basically the same as my other post: "Going On A Date: BNHA Girls" but, as the name suggests, this version is for the BNHA Boys! The characters included: Bakugou, Midoriya, Todoroki, Kirishima, Denki, Sero, Tokoyami, and Shouji. I hope you enjoy!

Warnings: Cuss words

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Bakugou - Blasty Bitch first! As we all know, Bakugou loves his spicy food, so I imagine he enjoys kimchi ramen (google it :D). Because of this, I reckon a lot of your more 'random casual dates' would be at a ramen restaurant of some kind. Each time, you'd try to go to a different one to find the best ramen. - Due to his quirk, Bakugou is quite self-conscious about the amount of sweat on his hands so he's usually hesitant to hold your hand. Instead, he'll guide you through crowds or over crossings with his hand on the small of your back. - Bakugou always pays for everything, even when you aren't on dates. He'd go so far as temporarily stealing your wallet/purse to prevent you from even trying to pay. - "Looking for this? You can have it back once we get outside, nerd!" - At the end of every date, no matter how big or small, you two would always visit the park Bakugou confessed to you in. All the important stages of your relationship (or at least most of them ;) ) happened in the same park, on the same bench, which is why it would be so special to you <3

Midoriya - Next is Brocolli Boy. He's one of the sweetest and most innocent students of Class-1A and is definitely very thoughtful and observant. Due to these traits, I think every single date you go on would be different in one way or another. The location would be chosen from your personality, in a way. For example, if you aren't a fan of large crowds, he would take you somewhere secluded. In contrast, if you enjoy being in large crowds and mingling, he would probably take you to the 'more-public' places. - Secluded places he would take you to: small parks, hidden gardens, cafés on quiet streets, hikes - 'More-public' places he would take you to: conventions, festivals, public gardens, and parks - I think Midoriya would really enjoy going to the cinemas with you. He'd always book seats on the back row, away from everyone else, so he could randomly kiss you during the film. He'd hold your hand the whole time and trace circles with his thumb during tense or sad scenes. - If you somehow end up in a shopping mall (whether it was planned or you just stumbled upon it), you would secretly guide him to shops packed with hero merch. You love to watch his face light up every time he sees anything to do with heroes. He'd look at you with puppy eyes, dragging you into the store by your hand <3

Todoroki - Now for Icythot. I think he would probably prefer at-home dates, just because there are always too many people in public places... And it minimises the chance of bumping into Endeavor to a 0. - On your at-home dates, you would spend a lot of time in bed, cuddling and watching movies or just catching up with what you've been up to. They're usually dates that last all day, so in the early morning, Todoroki would knock on your door with breakfast in bed. He would then climb in next to you and kiss your face ever so often whilst watching you enjoy the food he prepared. - I think he would occasionally surprise you with small gifts, like chocolates or something he saw that reminded him of you, and you would do the same. Almost like an out-of-the-blue gift exchange! - Neither of you would plan any of your dates, you just start off with breakfast and keep going from there. Sometimes, you binge-watch movies, other times you would cook together for the rest of the class <3

Kirishima - Finally, shark. Kirishima is quite a sporty and care-free person, because of this I think he'd enjoy taking you on adventures. You typically go on road-trips together, most the time with no desired destination. You just keep driving until Kirishima finds something that catches his eye. - On your last date, you somehow ended up driving into the bustling city and coming across a game arcade which Kirishima practically dragged you into. You would sit on his lap as he plays video games, he especially loves the 'Dance Dance Revolution' type games. - Kirishima always makes sure to pack tons of snacks and drinks fro your aimless car rides. He'll also bring blankets, cushions and extra hoodies in case it gets a little chilly. You admire how thoughtful your boyfriend is, despite his dip in grades, there is no dip in his kind and considerate nature <3

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Requests are open :D

hiiii just uploaded a new bkg headcanon fic on a whim :)

'we'll be alright'; bakugou x OCD/hypochondriac reader

i've been in an on and off ocd spiral for a while now, and have some weird things happening with my health, that kinda just contribute to each other. wanted to make a fic about it for anyone who may relate <3

katsuki bakugou has a staring problem.

he does, and he knows he does, but scarlet colored hues narrow each time without fail when they settle upon your features, and to someone who didn't know him, they would think the boy was out to get you. maybe in the middle of the night with no witnesses, to keep his hands clean.

katsuki also thinks you're stupid.

not academically, of course. he's seen your drive and you're not too bad in any of your classes, actually. he just thinks it's stupid the way your laugh seems to hang in the air a couple seconds after you've even stopped giggling, a hand covered to muffled the sound once aizawa turned to send an unimpressed glare over his shoulder.

it's stupid the way your cheer on the rest of the class during training, waving excitedly as everyone eventually completes the day's challenge, and immediately set to complimenting everyone's individual approach like you actually cared or something.

(flattery doesn't work on him, though, so you can cut the shit.)

(that was a lie.)

and yet.. katsuki can't help but take a liking to you. strange, he knows. it's not like he expected it, either. but he finds himself offhandedly hoping you're paired together for the next project you'll be assigned, or that you'll run up to him first when he completes the day's training, or that you'll—

notice him staring.

it throws him off too, eyes widening for a split second before immediately turning away, cheek smushed into his hand. and against his will - ugh - he feels his face grow hot, brows furrowed at the sheer audacity.

because now, katsuki can finally admit to himself that these ‘shitty’ feelings are more than just stupid.

happy belated birthday to my boy <3