bnha being based in 2034 is both the best and worse thing
the worst being the fact that ALL THE THIRTY YEAR OLD HEROES ARE MY AGE CURRENTLY?????
THEY ARE A L L G E N Z
mic had a tiktok. he was probably tiktok famous
they probably have to refrain from saying stuff like yeet and bet and a slap bc the kids think it’s cringey
also death jokes
dang it they probably never grew out of the tiktok dances
miss joke and mic see each other and immediately start doing like fortnite dances in greeting
aizawa knows at least one
freakin heck mic still sings and listens to that backyardagains little einsteins remix
oh gob 1A are all gen alpha. they are all BABIES
oh crap the villains are also about my age
dabi’s like: hit or miss, guess they never miss huh? *burns someone alive*
twice, behind him doing fornite dances: gotta girlfriend bet she doesn’t kiss ya
terrible. rancid, all of this
excEPT FOR THE FACT THAT ALL MIGHT AND ENDEAVOR ARE MILLENNIALS
F R E A K I N G M I L L E N N I A L S
WHERE IS MY NINETIES/2000′S ALL MIGHT COSTUME WHERE IS MY MID 2000′S ENDEAVOR COSTUME
ALL MIGHT PROBABLY WATCHED SAILOR MOON AND HAD TAMAGOTCHIS JFBGBFKHGJ
WHERE IS HIS PASTEL SAILOR MOON INSPIRED 90′S HERO SUIT
oh my gob mic calls endeavor a boomer and he takes full offence and it’s hilarious
oh frick hawks is like eleven he’s one of those weird not quite gen z fortnite kids with questionable to no taste
i have to go sit down
𝔠𝔬𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔢 𝔡𝔞𝔱𝔢
Ashido: I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Source: Texts From Last Night
hello! could you pls write izuku as a bf headcanons? I love him sm he’s one of my favourites<3
IZUKU AS A BOYFRIEND!
♡ literally an angel sent to this earth.
♡ he ADORES head-pats he will fall for you instantly if you give him some.
♡ his hair is super fluffy too!!!!
♡ such golden retriever energy, he’s always excited, and curious about what you’re up to.
♡ ^^ he can be quite jealous n possessive too… but we don’t talk abt that!…
♡ he always takes care of you when you’re sick, or on your menstrual cycle, he just wants you to feel ok :(((
♡ definitely the little spoon, makes him feel safe!
♡ super duper romantic, he even watches romance chick-flicks to see what he can do to really woo you.
♡ his love language is physical touch! he always wants to be near and dear to you, he’s constantly laying on you, touching your hair.
♡ he tries to match his outfits with yours, always.
♡ he worships every move his s/o makes.
♡ super duper clingy!!!
♡ he sends you good morning and good night texts every day! and if he misses a day he feels immensely guilty.
♡ he is soft™ but he will fight someone for you no cap.
♡ he just seeks your approval, he wants to know he’s making you proud, and only you.
♡ he always buys you flowers, and leaves little encouraging notes with them!
♡ he tends to embarrass you in public alot, and when it’s just the two of you he pops up and mumbles an: are you mad at me?”
♡ absolutely utterly WHIPPED
♡ agrees with literally everything you say, there is no arguments with this man.
♡ lastly, come the days when you are apart, he sleeps with a stuffed animal gifted by you, he holds it close to his face as he sleeps, the smell of you envelopes his nose. it makes him feel safe to feel like you are there with him.
Y/n: *livestreaming while playing minecraft* "Guy's...what the fuck happened to my house..WHY IS IT ON FIRE?!"
Mina(another livestreamer) in the voice call: "I saw Bakugo placing TNT on your house, I think he did it!"
Bakugo (who's also a livestreamer playing minecraft): "No I didn't? the fuck you on about?!" *in denial*
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Also Bakugo a few minutes earlier: "You extras want me to grief my gf's house? fine I'll do it...if I get a sub."
-user090238403295 subscribed to Dynamight420-
Bakugo: "Aight, say no more." *starts placing TNT at Y/n's house*
His chat:
UwU69slayer: Bro you definitely gonna die
User34: ROFL I CANT WAIT FOR HER REACTION!
Bakugo: *use's redstone to ignite it*
-sounds of explosions from in game-
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Y/n: "Be right back!" *facecam shows her taking off her headphones and getting up from her chair and exiting the room*
(Meanwhile in Bakugo's streaming room)
Bakugo: *reading a donation* " 'Dynamight you are one of my favorite streamers on Twitch' " "I am?? wow I must be better than all those other extras on here."
-The door gets kicked open-
Bakugo: *whirling his head around to face the door in surprise* "WHAT THE FUCK!? KNOCK FIRST DUMBA- Princess?"
Y/n: "DID YOU BLOW UP MY HOUSE?!" *has a pissed off expression on her face*
Bakugo: "...no."
Y/n: *peaks at his chat* "Your chat says otherwise."
Bakugo: "Shit, OKAY YES I DID, BuT those extras wanted me to!"
Y/n: "Your sleeping on the couch tonight."
Bakugo: "WHAT?! nO BABE PLEASE FORGIVE ME--"
Y/n: *leaves and shuts the door behind her*
Bakugo's live stream chat rn:
Anonymous: L
Pussyslayer2000: L
User524542523: L
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hiiii just uploaded a new bkg headcanon fic on a whim :)
i've been in an on and off ocd spiral for a while now, and have some weird things happening with my health, that kinda just contribute to each other. wanted to make a fic about it for anyone who may relate <3
This is basically the same as my other post: "Going On A Date: BNHA Girls" but, as the name suggests, this version is for the BNHA Boys! The characters included: Bakugou, Midoriya, Todoroki, Kirishima, Denki, Sero, Tokoyami, and Shouji. I hope you enjoy!
Warnings: Cuss words
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Bakugou - Blasty Bitch first! As we all know, Bakugou loves his spicy food, so I imagine he enjoys kimchi ramen (google it :D). Because of this, I reckon a lot of your more 'random casual dates' would be at a ramen restaurant of some kind. Each time, you'd try to go to a different one to find the best ramen. - Due to his quirk, Bakugou is quite self-conscious about the amount of sweat on his hands so he's usually hesitant to hold your hand. Instead, he'll guide you through crowds or over crossings with his hand on the small of your back. - Bakugou always pays for everything, even when you aren't on dates. He'd go so far as temporarily stealing your wallet/purse to prevent you from even trying to pay. - "Looking for this? You can have it back once we get outside, nerd!" - At the end of every date, no matter how big or small, you two would always visit the park Bakugou confessed to you in. All the important stages of your relationship (or at least most of them ;) ) happened in the same park, on the same bench, which is why it would be so special to you <3
Midoriya - Next is Brocolli Boy. He's one of the sweetest and most innocent students of Class-1A and is definitely very thoughtful and observant. Due to these traits, I think every single date you go on would be different in one way or another. The location would be chosen from your personality, in a way. For example, if you aren't a fan of large crowds, he would take you somewhere secluded. In contrast, if you enjoy being in large crowds and mingling, he would probably take you to the 'more-public' places. - Secluded places he would take you to: small parks, hidden gardens, cafés on quiet streets, hikes - 'More-public' places he would take you to: conventions, festivals, public gardens, and parks - I think Midoriya would really enjoy going to the cinemas with you. He'd always book seats on the back row, away from everyone else, so he could randomly kiss you during the film. He'd hold your hand the whole time and trace circles with his thumb during tense or sad scenes. - If you somehow end up in a shopping mall (whether it was planned or you just stumbled upon it), you would secretly guide him to shops packed with hero merch. You love to watch his face light up every time he sees anything to do with heroes. He'd look at you with puppy eyes, dragging you into the store by your hand <3
Todoroki - Now for Icythot. I think he would probably prefer at-home dates, just because there are always too many people in public places... And it minimises the chance of bumping into Endeavor to a 0. - On your at-home dates, you would spend a lot of time in bed, cuddling and watching movies or just catching up with what you've been up to. They're usually dates that last all day, so in the early morning, Todoroki would knock on your door with breakfast in bed. He would then climb in next to you and kiss your face ever so often whilst watching you enjoy the food he prepared. - I think he would occasionally surprise you with small gifts, like chocolates or something he saw that reminded him of you, and you would do the same. Almost like an out-of-the-blue gift exchange! - Neither of you would plan any of your dates, you just start off with breakfast and keep going from there. Sometimes, you binge-watch movies, other times you would cook together for the rest of the class <3
Kirishima - Finally, shark. Kirishima is quite a sporty and care-free person, because of this I think he'd enjoy taking you on adventures. You typically go on road-trips together, most the time with no desired destination. You just keep driving until Kirishima finds something that catches his eye. - On your last date, you somehow ended up driving into the bustling city and coming across a game arcade which Kirishima practically dragged you into. You would sit on his lap as he plays video games, he especially loves the 'Dance Dance Revolution' type games. - Kirishima always makes sure to pack tons of snacks and drinks fro your aimless car rides. He'll also bring blankets, cushions and extra hoodies in case it gets a little chilly. You admire how thoughtful your boyfriend is, despite his dip in grades, there is no dip in his kind and considerate nature <3
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Requests are open :D
Woah! Did you read that right? Am I back posting fanfics after 3 years? Sadly yes….but don’t expect a lot from me I just wrote this to make me feel better and I wanted to share so here you go.
Contains: Fluff, Bakugo bad with feelings, slight cursing, mutual pinning.
Heavy footsteps banged their way down the hallway of the UA dorms. They would think it was annoying and unnecessary to any outsider, but it was necessary.
For weeks this has been going on. The heavy footsteps, the yelling, and the oud earthquake slam of a particular blonde dorm room. Loud music poured from the speakers as the heavy footsteps paced back and forth.
The blonde was frustrated.
Of course, anyone that knew him also knows that Bakugo Katsuki did have a short temper. Even the Crinkling of a plastic water bottle can set him off. But this wasn’t some meaningless pet peace he was thinking about. No, it was something much worse. It was something he had no chance against.
‘It was you.’
Bakugo couldn't figure it out, and, as a result, it only made him even more furious. He knew it had to do with his emotions towards you, and emotions were something Bakugo Katsuki was not good at. How was he supposed to explain the heart races, the extra sweaty palms, the shakiness in his voice, and the god damn thoughts plagued with images of you? It disgusted him how his brain mapped out every detail of your face and figure. How those thoughts came in the full blast late at night and not in the appropriate way makes him feel like the biggest perve.
If he wasnt careful, then he would be just like his classmates. What were their names again? Pikachu and Grape Face? It didn't matter to him, but like hell, he was going to be a perve like them. But no one will find out, and he made sure of that. He was going as far as to give you the harsher treatment whenever you were around him, such as snapping at you. Making fun of you and calling you names like a child would do. In his eyes, it was a perfect plan, nothing would go wrong, and no one will find out. However, he didn't know that his classmates were more intelligent than he thought. They were catching onto his plan.
The game of cat and mouse had to end at some point, Bakugo knows that, and in conclusion, he tried to stall the game from ending so he didn't have to come up with the ending solution he was terrified of. To which he denies it. Bakugo didn't want to think of him as soft. Thinking about relationships and stupid pinning crushes was not in his book for being Number 1. He keeps telling himself every time he sees you.
He doesn't like you, and you’re nothing special to him; you're just some extra that he needed to pass to be the best.
‘But you arent some extra.’
You were so much more than that. You held your own against him and knew what to say to help the people around you. You are the definition of selfless, and if he looked in a dictionary, your face would be there with the work selfless in black font, as well as beautiful and angelic,c, but like hell, he’ll admit to that, he doesn't even remember a time you thought about yourself. It was your greatest strength, and it was also your biggest weakness.
There would be times you stressed yourself out too much over others, and it worried him. No one else saw it, but he knew how much toll it had on you. How you would hide that exhausted look with a smile. Or how you would sometime cry in private because you were holding a lot on your shoulders, and it felt suffocating. He would never judge you on your outburst; in his face, he was quieter happy he was the only one that knew about them, and you trusted him not to hit a low blow and make fun of you for that. Even he knew what you were feeling, and he gets it. You were indeed a hero, inside and out, making Bakugo fall even more for you.
Bakugo let out an exhausting groan as he flopped his body onto the bed, and he shifted his position to look at the ceiling. Pulling up his phone, he switched it over to his playlist and scrolled to a few songs to ease his nerves. Nothing like a little soft rock to help ease his mind. The downing question rang in his mind;
Should he ask you out?
Was it time to start putting a move on you? Did he sink that low for you to make him come up with this solution? He cants just say right out to you that it wouldn't make sense, and it was way too embarrassing for him to even think about what he was going to tell you. Maybe he’ll just slide it into a conversation while in training. Say something along the line of helping you out with your new moves and then taking you out.
No, that was stupid. If he's going to do it, he's just going to say it. He’s a Bakugo, for christ's sake, and a Bakugo never does stuff half-ass. It shouldn't be that hard. Just say, “Do you want to go out sometime?” plain and simple.
*Knock Knock*
Bakugo let out an irritated growl and pushed himself up. The nerve some people had, don't they see he’s busy with some important stuff? He swung his legs over his bed and walked to his door Bakugo’s face scrunched up as he made his way to the door, swinging the door open about to snap before he saw your kind eyes looking back at him, and it made him choke.
“Hey, Bakugo, I think you left this in the gym.” You pulled out his water jug. The faded All Might decals covered by your hands.
“...Thanks…idiot..” he mumbled and saw you perk up, and your smile grew. “Well, ill be going now; see ya in class,” you said, and he watched you start to leave.
Bakugo knew he couldn't let you go like this if a time to ask you in private with no one bothering him was right here and now. “H-Hey, wait, I need to ask you something.”
You stopped and glanced back and watched him waiting for him to continue, but he couldn't. He was stuck in place and at a loss. He had to ask you just a few simple words, and that's it. Opening his mouth, he clenched his fist, and he looked at you with a newfound determination, but it was quickly lost, and he backed up.
“N-Nevermind, go away. I got it,” he said, and you nodded. “Well, if you need anything, let me know~,” you said and walked off.
Bakugo shut his door, and he rested his forehead on the door. He wanted to scream. Or punch something. It was one of the two, maybe a little bit of both. When did he become so..so…pathetic!! He just missed his shot, and now he’s stuck at square one. Slamming his water jug on his desk, his phone slipped off and fell on the floor. Making Bakugo scoffed and reached down picking it up to turn on the screen. Cursing that if he saw a crack on his screen, he would rain hell, only to see the screen scratch-free and a photo of his friends, or random extras, as he would call it, on his phone, and he stopped before he sighed. Well, drastic times come for some… extreme measures.
Sliding his thumb on the screen, he pulled a familiar group chat that he refused to participate in, but they kept adding him back. Seeing the group chat still alive and littered with random Tik Toks and memes, Bakugo began to type;
“I need you, dumbasses, to help me ask Y/N out.”
Midoriya, to the group: Can you guys tell me what Eri is holding?
Bakugo: A pumpkin.
Iida: It is a pumpkin.
Kaminari: Spooky orange.
Uraraka: A pumpkin!!
Yaomomo: I think it's a pumpkin.
Midoriya: Eri, can you tell everyone what you're holding?
Eri, proudly: A Halloween apple!!
Fandom: Boku no Hero Academia
Pairing: Bakugou x Reader
Headcannon: How would they react if they were hit by an illusionist’s quirk and they saw you die?
Bro would be the least moved... On the outside. The inside is utter turmoil. At the moment, as real as it felt, the facts didn't align so it must have been an illusion. He did beat the shit outta the man for making him see something like that tho. Rabid pomeranian! The villain was easily apprehended (couldn't do much after that beating) and Bakugou's shift was over for the night. Then there was a nauseating nagging in the back of his mind. What if you weren't in his bed when he got back. His chest tightened at the thought of going to an empty house. Bakugou knew what he saw was fake but the uneasy wouldn't leave. He tidied up faster than usual, eager to go home.
Bakugou reached home in record time but hesitated to put the key in. He was becoming more and more uncertain and he cussed like a sailor in his heart. He's never been one to back down so why now!? Oh right, it's because it's Y/N that he's so... scared. After a deep calming breath he opened the door. As expected all he heard was white noise from the fridge and ac unit. Bakugou made his way into the bedroom where you were curled up peacefully with your Dynamight plushie.
Bakugou had a serious love-hate relationship with that thing. He felt proud to have won it for you at a carnival but he never expected the amount of attention you would give it. Especially when he's right there!
In this moment however he didn't mind the mini him keeping you company. He crouched by the bed a small relieved smile on his face. You were safe and cutely snoring. That's all he could ask for. He pressed a kiss to your forehead when your hand came to rest on his shoulder.
"Kat?" you blinked the sleep out of your eyes.
He smiled at you, "who else Teddy bear?" it wasn't teasing as you expected but you were too tired to get to the bottom of it. "Go back to sleep", he urged you gently.
You nodded rubbing your eyes, "hurry and get in bed then", you whined.
"Brat", he shook his head.
"Your brat", you yawned snuggling up to mini Dynamight under the covers.
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someone in my dream literally told me “if you’re already in your dr, why are you trying to shift at night? if you’re already there, you’re just proving to yourself that you’re not there by doing these things to get you there, when you’re already there. just go to sleep because you’re already there.” oh!