Sorry I Took Forever To Respond, The Fucking Red Hood Took My Phone. I Was Sitting Out On The Balcony

Bruce Wayne x Batman fan-fiction it is then.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

My cactus is growing a lot more flowers than usual. It looks very pretty. Should I be alarmed, given recent events?

Found them.

To the person who left a bottle of weed killer on my balcony: count your days.

You should have seen him dangling from the balcony.

Actually, there’s probably CCTV footage somewhere. Do with that information what you will.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

…The flesh eating ones?

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

Yeah, I’ll go do that. Would you like me to take notes about my experience while under the influence of the toxin? On a side note, I recommend being careful traversing this area, I saw some of the Bats patrolling.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

Ah, good to know. I might write a Batman x Bruce Wayne fic then.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

I love the headcanon that none of the Bats are supers, but over time? Gotham is slowly messing them up, one by one.

Bruce smiles at Clark one day in the Cave, and his eyes reflect the light back like a wolf's

Jason suddenly has tiny fangs, but nobody has the nerve to mention it

Alfred literally doesn't die

Dick can jump higher and faster than ever before, but barely notices it

Tim is awake for three days straight and doesn't blink

They're all subtly, but noticeably different. Gotham-blessed, or cursed, or something in between.

So how’s it going with the vines?

Pretty good. Although I think I’m under bat surveillance.