Just Woke Up To This News Report. I’m Already On GCPD’s Radar So…wish Me Luck Folks.

Guess who just got detained and questioned by GCPD for “unlawful possession of an exotic plant on public property”

Crawmoms

“crayfish” is so misleading because they’re obviously not fish

just call them crawdads and go

Ye

For all my royal witches.

Sorry you got arrested for a stupid reason but then again poison ivy exists.

- :-(

Look, I’m not even upset about being detained. I’m upset because it wasn’t even an exotic plant. It was an Aloe. If I’m going to be arrested, at least book me for the right reason.

Could you possibly send a few my way? My apartment is currently being overrun by vines and flowers. I don’t think that there’s anything malicious about them, but I’m having trouble walking around without falling flat on my face.

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

Yeah, I’ll go do that. Would you like me to take notes about my experience while under the influence of the toxin? On a side note, I recommend being careful traversing this area, I saw some of the Bats patrolling.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

Nah, Gotham ‘boutta get a new vigilante. I want my goddamn Bagel.

Screw you too, Bagel Bandit

If I start writing Drabbles, would anyone read them?

Just got back home from work and there are a bunch of clay pots on my balcony???

They are already selling data to midjourney, and it's very likely your work is already being used to train their models because you have to OPT OUT of this, not opt in. Very scummy of them to roll this out unannounced.