I Want To Be A Magical Girl. I Will Become A Magical Girl. No One Will Stop Me From Becoming A Magical

Update: My entire apartment is covered in flowers.

My cactus is growing a lot more flowers than usual. It looks very pretty. Should I be alarmed, given recent events?

Ah, good to know. I might write a Batman x Bruce Wayne fic then.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Crawmoms

“crayfish” is so misleading because they’re obviously not fish

just call them crawdads and go

Always.

Do you think the bats might see some of the fan-fiction we write? I was gonna start writing some, but what if they see it? Is it worth the risk?

Considering regular FDA regulations (or lack thereof), it was already poisoned. They just added a bit of spice.

someone poisoned the food again. yippee.

I need this for personal reasons

I am a(n):

⚪ Male

⚪ Female

🔘 Writer

Looking for

⚪ Boyfriend

⚪ Girlfriend

🔘 An incredibly specific word that I can’t remember

So how’s it going with the vines?

Pretty good. Although I think I’m under bat surveillance.

Sorry you got arrested for a stupid reason but then again poison ivy exists.

- :-(

Look, I’m not even upset about being detained. I’m upset because it wasn’t even an exotic plant. It was an Aloe. If I’m going to be arrested, at least book me for the right reason.

…The flesh eating ones?

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

There should be an apartment building with a single apartment overrun with plants. The other apartments look normal. I’d rather not give street names because I know that the bats frequently check all forms of social media and I like my plants. I don’t really require compensation, but you’re welcome to come say hello.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.