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Find me on Ao3! (If you want to, of course)

yes, yes it is.

,,,, is this flirting

Dr. Isley hasn’t been around my area since my landlord went missing. I would recommend you check your chemicals, just to be sure. I much prefer fear toxin to acid trips.

I think my plants are talking to me. It might just be some of the fear toxin that was released an hour ago tho.

If we were in an a/b/o universe what do you think your secondary gender would be?

First of all, I BEG YOUR MCPARDON? Second of all, love that this is the first ask I’ve ever gotten. Third of all, Beta.

So, I just moved to Gotham. Was no one going to tell me that having plants in my apartment was frowned upon?

Hey, I've got your phone. Red Hood decided to send it to the archives. It'll be back by tonight.

Oh thank goodness. I can pick it up if that’s easier. The vines are a little hostile towards visitors right now.

Crawmoms

“crayfish” is so misleading because they’re obviously not fish

just call them crawdads and go

Considering regular FDA regulations (or lack thereof), it was already poisoned. They just added a bit of spice.

someone poisoned the food again. yippee.

Nah, Gotham ‘boutta get a new vigilante. I want my goddamn Bagel.

Screw you too, Bagel Bandit

Update: My entire apartment is covered in flowers.

My cactus is growing a lot more flowers than usual. It looks very pretty. Should I be alarmed, given recent events?