Im All For Murder

is killing unborn babies genocide too

Bro help idk if I should respect mosquitoes bc everyone deserves to live and killing them is genocide and hate crime or if they're a metaphor for capitalism bc the mfs feed from your blood (in an unaesthetic way), can make you sick to death and they mock at your face laughing at you destroying your house trying to clap-kill them watching how you intoxicate w the spray thingy that doesn't kill them either so you sit there on your bed half-fainted but you can't sleep neither bc of the noise while they fly away totally harmless, fat of blood gluttony and ready to suck your neighbor too.

Hot take: The Cosmo Mischaracterization Goes Both Ways.

Cosmo is my favourite character. He's sweet, caring, oblivious to jokes, a little too nervous for his own good, and very self-sacrificial (why does nobody talk about this part?) Since I'm one of the rare cosmo fans who like him for who he is-or just rare cosmo fan period since they don't exist unless they like fruitcake...- I DESPISE mischaracterization of him, especially by people who don't even like him that much. People (not even cosmo fans) get enraged when Cosmo is even REMOTELY feminine... despite him obviously being a feminine guy in cannon. No, it's not making him an uwu femboy to draw him with his literally cannon cute asf stockings. It's okay for him to be a Twink... Anyways, not everybody overreacts like that but some people who hate it try to be different by going the complete opposite, even if it means changing his entire fucking character. YOU ARE STILL MISCHARACTERIZING COSMO. I see him turned into a very masculine, confident, snarly guy and people go "Wow! finally an accurate Cosmo!)

... DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO COSMO IS?? Like I'm fine with OOC but own up to it. And if suddenly the fandom can handle OOC, then we all need to give Junepa0 a huge apology.

Oh right and side note, people who like top Cosmo always feel the need to completely change his personality and make him taller, like... just make an oc at this point. You don't need to change his character to make him a 'top', at that point, just don't.

+ I think shadow milk and eternal sugar having some sort of relationship whether romantic or not makes some sense as she makes quite a bit of references to him in dialogue

I noticed some interesting parallels and similarities between Eternal Sugar cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie

Firstly, even design wise, Eternal Sugar Cookie and Pure Vanilla Cookie are the only bare-foot characters in their respective ancient/beast groups. (Look at the way they present themselves too, one hand raised and the other holding their significant object as their hover/fly)

Both are capable of flying, albeit one without wings and one with wings (cuz features of the beasts got swapped with the ancients and GC got the wings)

Both come off as the "Friendly/Easy to approach" ones of their respective groups

Both their kingdoms are floating

Both wear almost fully white robes/dresses (often associated with purity)

Both have been shown dealing with babies

We all know Pure Vanilla Cookie is based off on Jesus + Moses, Eternal Sugar Cookie has heavy influence from Biblical Angels

Even in their title screens, they hold things very similarly

Perhaps better seen here:

Both their kingdoms were regarded as "Paradise" in their own way

Now this is a bit speculative BUT even Eternal Sugar Cookie has heavy incorporation of snakes in her design just as Pure Vanilla Cookie is big in white lilies.

Snakes in Eternal Sugar Cookie's association:

Perhaps a reference to a certain Jester hmm? (It even has blue colours incorporated!)

White lilies in Pure Vanilla Cookie's association:

And we already know Pure Vanilla Cookie loves White Lily Cookie, could it be that Eternal Sugar Cookie loves Shadow Milk Cookie?

Basically if PV x WL is Robstar from Teen Titans then SM x ES is basically RobRae. Or a verse where evil PV and evil HB fell in love... And RobRae is canon in the evil verse of TT03 (Teen Tyrants verse) so could it be a similar situation? Just like them PV and HB see eachother platonically but maybe when evil they date?

Highly speculative ik but very interesting I believe as idt this is a coincidence

They even have angels in eachother's design

What do y'all think?

I LOVE THIS SO MUCHHUHIU MY CUTIE

I NEVER DIE

YES OH MY GOD. I love people who make good use of words

Astro isn't a little shy uwu femboy

He's anti-social. Shocking, I know./sarc

He's not even 'soft' though I know the fandom likes to portray him as such. Yes he can rant, he gets angry (ie. The animated scene with him ranting to Dandy, clearly pissed off- or annoyed, I guess, since it's a children's show.) People are very open about hating the Cosmo mischaracterization (me 2 man) and yet don't speak up about the Astro femboy-ification. It's actually very popular now and nobody is talking about is cause you're all secretly freaks who are into that shit (Astro is the most popular character in the fandom.)

hey there.... *leans on car*

I like when people like a character so way too much that it transcends even self shipping or kinning and becomes more of a patron saint that you pray to type of deal