Me Watching Hob And Dream Meet Up Every 100 Years: Go Off You Funky Fruits

You know your cooked if your a fan of all three

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

In case no one told you growing up

Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.

If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)

Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.

You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)

Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.

Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.

To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.

Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.

Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.

If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.

Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advance of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.

After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.

Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.

Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

grab ur ticket for being here since ranboo watched the walten files and decided to make a horror project 🎟

me, just chilling on twitter, oh! Whats this alien stage thing? .

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oh no.

How it feels to find a fanfic where your favorite character is going through literally the worst horrors you can imagine

imogen asking how nick met charlie and the others, and nick struggling to explain the phenomenon of gays just naturally gravitating towards one another without outing himself

binxhera has me in shambles.

are we surprised?

absolutely not.

some days are harder than most.

some days everything you'll do won't feel good.

some days your head will fill with ideas but the ideas aren't panning out as you envisioned.

some days you'll want to scream in frustration till it all feels better.

some days everything feels numb.

but then there's other days

other days where you get lost for hours in creation.

other days when you can express your ideas without them getting lost.

other days when a smile sticks to your face and laughter escapes your lungs with renewed vigor.

other days where you look at what you do and at yourself and say "This is amazing".

some days exist but so do other days, so breathe a sigh of relief for the other days that give relief to the pressure in your chest that some days bring.