Tbh, I Never Got Into TTS As I Joined The WH40k Fandom After It Ended. And Despite My "friends" At The

Quick sketch of one of my UltraMOOrines oc's "Maevius Themus"

I do love him and I plan on giving him a sister!

Also decided Juno's(fem Guilliman) monster girl form will be bovine in nature

Who said I wasn't?

Wrote something so hot I had to jork it out hold on give me some time to finish it

I'm so sorry, Moociao🥺

I just was trying a friendly nickname my bad!!!

Please forgive me 🙏🥺😭😭😭 I won't do it again!!!

…please continue Mpreg Sanguinius, I need to see Horus and him tackle the rest of their “children” development

*sigh* Well, since I'm in my HoruSang mood

Now, I like broody Sanguinius as much as everyone else, BUT, with him being part bird, it would actually make more sense for him to cling to Horus, since a lot of bird species actually has both parents raising their chicks.

Not that Horus minds it, of course. He LOVES being near Sanguinius knowing that he is carrying their children. Helps him get out of the armor if Sangy was wearing it during the "announcement", even though it's a job of the serfs. Gives him his bedroom, to rest and stay out for the time being. Lets Sanguinius just do whatever the hell he wants honestly so, while he is shocked when Sangy makes a nest, he doesn't mind it. Horus helps him even, brings him more blankets and pillows.

Now, since this is a clutch of eggs, this is not a normal pregnancy. When the eggs are out of their "mother's" body (Sanguinius hates being called a mother) both of them just kinda have a "now what?" look on their faces. Obviously those are not normal children, so no use in asking the serfs that are experienced mothers for help. They do the next logical thing and just keep the eggs warm. Obviously not sitting on them (even though the eggs are quite sturdy), but it's just Horus and Sanguinius laying in the nest and sharing their body warmth with the 5 eggs that they have. The process is made easier thanks to Sanguinius' wings.

And then they hatch. And thank the Throne they look like normal babies. Well, some have plumage and one even got wings, but otherwise? Completely normal and healthy children. Horus is crying from joy and stress. Sanguinius is crying from joy and stress. They're parents now. Actual parents. It's going to be so hard to explain this to the Emperor, but, surely, he won't do anything bad to his own grandchildren??

They can finally get the help of serfs that share the tips on raising children. How to hold them properly, what's normal for babies and what's not, what babies eat, HOW to feed them, how often, how babies sleep... There's so much and it's going to take time from the Crusade, so the two now somehow need to juggle parenting and xenocidal campaigns. But do Horus and Sanguinius regret having kids? Not in the slightest!

I require the absolute bare minimum in life... this is that

You prob saw her in the other post, but here's Debbie!

I know these are technically supposed to just add emphasis, but it really looks like a fey/alien trying to run a modern business for humans but doesn't really get what these signs are for.

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I love this head cannon and now fully accept it!!! And I kinda wanna paint a cow pattern marine 😆 🤣

I'm not a Space Marine player, even less an Ultramarine player, my army of choice is the Adepta Sororitas (with faith and fire 🙌🙌🙌) so.. I ask, with no judgement in my heart.

What the fuck is happening in the Ultramarine tag right now.

In the modern AU, anytime MalcEmps do anything lovey-dovey infront of the primarchs most of them collectively groan, except for sanguinius who "Awwws".

Then Malc hits them all with the classic "What? Well, how do you all think you were made?"

Lowkey, surprised by how tender and loving MalcEmps are with each other compared to what I've seen them portrayed by the fandom (art and memes, fics were a different story)

The fandom, when I was just getting started half a year ago, gaslit me into believing the two were a dysfunctional relationship at best and were more like to co-workers that fucked each other sometimes.

Cue me reading books/short stories where the two interacted and now I can easily imagine them cuddling on the couch, while discussing the fate of humanity. I can easily imagine them making exceptions for each other, knowing things about each other no one else does (which is canon). I can imagine them doing simple domestic things in times of peace or maybe in something akin to a Modern AU. I can imagine them being lovey dovey and genuinely devoted to each other.

The two versions could coexist. And I'm not saying there isn't a certain comedic charm to the fandom version of their relationship nor that it shouldn't exist (because that would make me a hypocrite, I do enjoy that version to a certain degree and controlling how people engage with fiction is. Bad. Ew. No). I'm just laughing about the whiplash I got when I was introduced to the ship through the memes on Tumblr just to get to them in the actual books and find out that the two are genuinely peak queer romance to me.

you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you