Please Do Not Feed The Squirrels

girls be shaving

I'm the one who likes to be bitten. But sadly I don't have anyone to bite me 🥺 😭

me n who (I can be both)

This is to go with my other post where I gave my shpeal on why Morty works so much better as a woman.

I didn't wanna add this to it/reblog it with this because that post was too long already, and the other post was more about how there should be more primarch moms.(adopted mothers of the scattered primarchs)

And this one is:

Which Primarchs work better as women/femme:

Putrabo

Konrad Curze

Mortarion

Jagathai Khan

Magnus

Leman Russ

Okay, now explanations (warning this is gonna be looonggg)

Also, this is just my opinion. Please feel free to change and argue why!!! I love in-depth literary analysis and debate!

So, fist off after that, yes, I feel a majority of the traitors would make more sense as women, specifically their storylines, seem to work well with women leads. And would offer a more nuanced reading. (Also, this would totally piss off those fucking anti-woke chuds)

- Perturabo(Petra)- I could have also made dorn fem but I like the extra dichotomy their relationship is given as a brother sister dynamic. Both are different sides of the same coin. Even more so.

She would also be underestimated and compared to her shining golden brother. Her hate is that of women just as qualified for a job getting skipped over for an equally qualified man. (Yes, I know Putrabo's made to know how to tear things down where Dorn is made to fortify. But again, it's allegorical, that extra layer)

-Konrad (Kassandra)- she'd be such a Bipolar queen. Okay, done... nah, I got a little more.

So I feel not much is different until u reach that adult phase, more so than the others. Her madness and lunacy are painted much worse, but she's still on business. She despises her father(Emps) but does as she says. She's the freaky screwed up daughter (very Jinx-like) where Sanguinia is the perfect daddy's girl, and it makes Kass sick.

Mortarion(Morticia)- please see previous post

Jagathai Kahn(Khutulun) - okay, little out of left field, and truthfully, I don't know enough about the cannon warhawk to justify saying that a fem Warhawk is "better" but I wanted at least one othe loyalist fem primarch. Also, this lets me keep the yuricest between her and Magnolia (Magnus)

Magnus (Magnolia)- speaking of the red cyclops, I think having the biggest primarch be fem is just phenomenal, also it adds a woman confidently attempting to uptain more understanding of the universe as a whole, being very scientific in her approach only to be called sorceress/witch in the persuit of knowledge. And in the end, only to be driven mad trying to get even the smallest bit of control.

(Also, as mentioned above, a huge bonus of it keeps my Khan x Magnus ship gay and better, yuri)

-Leman Russ(Freya) OK, so I feel Feya works better than her male counterpart only because it would be almost poetic. Having her raised by a mother wolf and so she takes that role over for her sons(legion).

Again, these are just my opinions, so if u disagree, that's totally fine! 😊 I love sparking discussions and seeing where other people's heads are at.

And sorry if this isn't really coherent. I'm kinda writing this sleep deprived and starving. 😅

Imma make ramen now 😆 🤣

I made human forms for my sona and their dear husband Baphomet.

One piece of lore I am going to carry over to all my deamon Lords and their human forms is that they all are going to have their associated symbols somewhere on their body's.

They also keep some representation of their unique characteristics.

Baphomet keeps his arm tattoos, my Sona's extra eyes are scars on their faces, and they have more lioness like teeth.

Like Mammon ( greed) will have it on of his left hand. He always seems to have an overcoat or similar with long sleeves on his shoulders to represent his 4 arms

Beelzebub's (gluttony) is on his stomach or maybe tongue (but FMA already did that). Everything about it is grimy and greesy. Its voice has a slight buzz when he talks.

I didn't show it but my sona's is on the nape of our neck

Also, no, these aren't their "weak spots" or, I think, not. I'm still working that out 😅

me and my homies support real artists who put their passion into their pieces instead of a machine who rips off the hard work of talented peeps

I CANT BELIVE I FORGOT ATLANTIA IN MY COMPLETED POST!!! here she is the Lioness of Khorne, Queen of the Red sands! Fem Angron

So it's my birfday so I decided to do a little self-indulgent vent peice. I'm in a drawy mood, so if u wanna send suggestions, I'm all ears.

Like I said before, "The Last Unicorn" is my favourite animated movie because I really relate to the Unicorn. The scene this is referencing always stuck with me.

And as of late, as my existence is outright denied, and I'm being pushed out of a place I once called home. I feel this pain that only others like I understand. I'm forced to pretend and be what others perceive me as.

But I am not a white mare. The world of man is so easily deceived by what they want to see. They refuse the truth that stands before them.

Fulgrim has boob armor

Just wanted to draw two old lesbians perving on a hot day.

Loretta is 52, and her rich neighbours have a cute pool girl (25).

Mods isn't too impressed, especially cause the girl's human.

Sisters' reunion.

Both changed beyond recognition.

Now, they must reform past alliances in a hope to weather the terrible future to come.

*P.S. I know I fucked up Ferra's words "I could say the same for you sister" apologises*