I Love Your Comics!!! They Are Always So Adorable!!! They Really Help Me Through The Day!!!

I love your comics!!! They are always so adorable!!! They really help me through the day!!!

Wait if rat man is trans how did mouse woman get knocked up. Did they get a sperm donor. Wait can different species even interbreed in this world.

Four panel comic of Marriella, a mouse lady, and Rusty, a rat man. They are dressed in undergarments and kissing and cuddling between dialogue.

Mariella: Oh I love you so!

Rusty: love you too. 

Mariella: mmm, put a baby in me.

Rusty: Hehe, yeah

Mariella: I want one with your pointy nose, your bald tail....

Rusty: m-okay. This isn't doing it for me.

Mariella looks up at him pleadingly.

Rusty: oh, you were serious? You know I can't do that, right? 'Cause if the whole, no-balls, thing. Aw, don't give me those eyes.

Rusty: I mean, we can try...

Mariella looks satisfied.

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Rusty walks into a room with a magazine while Mariella knits.

Rusty: found a catalogue of donors. From "the Jackson Laboratory," sounds legit.

Mariella: oh!

The two of them open the catalogue together.

Rusty: see if theres an Olympic athlete. Or a rock star who never sold out.

Mariella: so this donor... is H-Homozygous for the lye-Lee-lymphopholiferstion spontaneous mutation and a model for systemic lupus erythematosus. ...Is that good?
Rusty: ah, these are all lab mutants. 

Mariella: I'd still love our baby even if they were a mutant. I'd just hope they'd use their powers for good...

Rusty: different kind of mutant, honey. Well, your last baby-daddy was just a regular guy, but the kids came out great!

Mariella: "regular" is relative. But you're right. But how are we gonna find the perfect regular guy?

Rusty: hmmm.
Rusty is tacking up a banner that says "BOYS NIGHT." An unnamed male rat approaches him.

Rat: if this is a Man-only boys night, why's your wife here?

Rusty: girlfriend. She's taking notes on the boys' speed, dexterity, inheritable illnesses...

Rat: why?

Rusty: to see who the best boy is.

Rat: oh, right on.
Mariella talks to a male shrew who is tossing a ping pong ball into a solo cup. 

Mariella: wow, you're great at beer pong!

Shrew: thanks! Actually, I quit drinking thanks to my coke addiction, and my aim has really improved with my adderall addiction.

Mariella: ah, so does addiction run in your family?

Shrew: dunno I could ask my parents, we see each other a lot.

Mariella: how sweet!

Shrew: yeah, ma sells me my adderall and pa sells me my coke.

Mariella: oh.

Shrew: oh! I guess my aunt had a porn problem.
Rusty sits on a couch chatting with a chipmunk. 

Rusty: semi-pro soccer, but you managed to avoid any crotch-related trauma? Nice.

Chipmunk: yep! I think I know what all these balls-related questions are really about... you and your wife are looking for a third!

Rusty: girlfriend. And no.

Chipmunk: a goalie, then?

Rusty: no.

Chipmunk: well if no one's gonna have sex with me right now, I'm out.

Rusty (thinking): he's a freak but I can't blame him for the misunderstanding.
Mariella speaks to a male deer mouse, her ex boyfriend. Neither is thrilled to see the other.

Ex: oh hey, didn't realize you'd be here...

Mariella: yep. It's my house.

Ex: so... is our little Manzanita still in ballet?

Mariella: Manzanita is in electronics club, Madera is in ballet!

Mariella (thinking): no more babies for him!
Mariella and Rusty sit closely, entranced, as a rather stately Kaibab squirrel tells them his life story.

Squirrel: after I saved her son's life, I was inspired to pursue my doctorate in cardiopulmonary surgery in underserved communities. Alas, I had to move back home to care for my aging father, who, like my grandfather and great-grandfather, lived long and healthy lives. At home, of course, I discovered a passion for sustainable lumber... of course, all that is nothing compared to my greatest accomplishment of all...

Rusty&Mariella (both thinking): he's perfect!

Squirrel: I'm a two-time survivor of testicular cancer.

Mariella and Rusty look a bit disappointed.
After the party, Rusty and Mariella have collapsed into their bed, looking tired and disappointed. 

Rusty: that was a bust. And we need to clean the bathroom before your cousin drops the kids off. How do grown men have worse aim than schoolchildren?

Mariella: truth be told... I didn't want any of their babies. I wanted yours.

Rusty: Mariella... if you'll still have me, they'll be mine, just like the ones we already have.

Mariella: I know... but little ones with your handsome pointy nose and your handsome bald tail would just be so cute!

Rusty: I'm sorry...

Mariella: wait! Don't you have brothers?

Rusty: yeah, like ten. Why?
Rusty and Mariella stand next to a phone. They both look a little high strung.

Rusty: what am I supposed to say? "Hey bro, I need your sperm? Nothing weird, my girl just wants to get pregnant?"

Mariella: do not say that! Just tell him you want to grow your family, and it'd mean the world to you if he could be a part of that?

Rusty: it's ringing. Um, hey bro. I need your sperm. Nothing weird. My girl wants to get pregnant. 

Mariella: Rusty...

Rusty: My bad, I panicked.

Mariella: it's okay. What did he say?

Rusty: dunno. Went to voicemail.

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They also keep some representation of their unique characteristics.

Baphomet keeps his arm tattoos, my Sona's extra eyes are scars on their faces, and they have more lioness like teeth.

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I didn't show it but my sona's is on the nape of our neck

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Well, I can now!๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿ˜ญ

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This story was written by the super talented and amazing @utterimmolation

"A Chance at Redemption."

The first thing Horus noticed was the quiet.

The Warp whispered, barked, *screamed* to him constantly these days. It was harder to hear himself anymore. The Gods told him secrets and truths, but his own thoughts became quieter and heavier. He was so much more nowadays, but there was a tiny gasp buried deep within that dared to murmur that he had only diminished.

He's gotten used to pushing that doubt away. The Gods assure him of the righteousness of his path, his legacy, his drive to see the False Emperor dashed from his ostentatious chair.

But here, on one of Etheria's twelve moons, standing across from his lone sister, his head is shockingly, disconcertingly ~~mercifully ~~, *quiet*.

The siblings study each other in silence for several moments. This is one of the least developed moons of the dozen, which is no doubt why Adora had chosen it. He briefly wonders if she had rigged it to blow or perhaps intends to repay him and his Sons in kind for Istvaan but dropping nuclear armaments from orbit but dismisses the idea. Adora can be surprisingly ruthless, but she would not dare risk damage to the moons and especially not Etheria and its people.

It is a character trait that makes her predictable but dangerous, much like Vulkan: their love of mortals makes them easy to maneuver, but strikes against them must be fast, hard and final, lest they rise again with greater and overwelming fury and unfortunately, that last part has proven remarkably difficult to overcome.

"You know why I am here," he finally breaks the silence.

Adora's mouth twists. "I do," she acknowledges.

"And?"

Adora takes a half step forward, her honor guard shadowing her every twitch, like children hiding behind their mother's skirts, unwilling to let her be parted from them. He hears Abaddon scoff quietly, his First Captain disgusted at the weakness he perceives.

Horus sees what it truly is. Love, beyond reason or doubt, beyond sense. The Sons of She-Ra love her, with such intensity that to lose her risks triggering a fury to rival that of Angron himself. Of course, perhaps that is not so surprising. The Slave of Nuceria hated so much only because he had once loved so fiercely and completely that its loss had stripped him of all humanity and rendered him little more than a beast.

"You come to me with a proposition. Let me give one instead: turn away from your Rebellion. Disavow the Chaos Gods. Disavow the Emperor. Disavow the butchers and sadists and monsters you've aligned yourself with. And stay here."

Horus blinks, surprised beside himself. An appeal to him hadn't been unexpected. An opportunity to be granted asylum had. "You would welcome me to Etheria?"

"You would have to pay penance. To even *begin* to pay for the crimes you've committed, the atrocities you've done... would take millenia. But you would be free and protected from both the Warp and the Emperor. I would stand with you. You could find redemption. Could help me build a universe of connectivity, communication...love. You could find peace." The Princess of Power slowly extended her hand. "You need only ask."

The voice that has been silenced and stifled for so long under the burning Gaze of Chaos is screaming at him now, louder than it's ever been. He is abruptly aware, for the first time in weeks, how grimy and heavy his armor feels, how hungry and thirsty and tired he feels. He...he cannot remember the last time he ate. Slept.

He looks past his sister, up at the distant glow of Etheria, and remembers the peace of the world. The smiles of children. The brotherhood of Space Marines, learning, training...living. He remembers being...happy.

He looks at his sister's hand, and his soul screams at him to take it.

He swings Worldbreaker instead.

It meets her golden shield in an explosion of rainbow Warp energy, and both Primarchs are pushed back several feet. Their respective sons stumble, and many fall.

Horus looks at her and sees only sadness and pity, and he feels a hate to rival that which he feels for his very Father.

Abaddon must give the order, as the Word Bearer ships and that of Etheria's fleet begin to fire at each other. Adora has her sword now and she's coming towards him but he ~~doesn't want to fight her~~ can't waste time now, not when the Emperor's gaze searches for him and Ultramar's fleets grow closer to reinforcing Terra.

He presses the teleporter on his belt and slams back into his quarters on the *Vengeful Spirit* only to fall to his knees as the protective aura of Etheria's territory disappears and the God's Gazes return to him with renewed focus and force. They see his doubts, his fears and they sooth him even as they shred at him for his impudence.

He does not know how long he kneels in his quarters, body, mind and soul wracked by agony. He only knows his fury is incandescent when a Son arrives to inform him the World Bearer fleet has been defeated and they are in-route to Mars. He dashes the Marine and two dozen serfs against the walls before the rages abates itself even slightly, and as he makes his way ti the bridge he promises himself this:

When the Emperor lies dead at his feet, he will return, with all of his forces, and lay waste to Etheria, until its seas run red, it's sky turns black and Adora's wife is nothing more than a new carpet before his bed.

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Okay, I wanted to try actually doing some depraved art. Thanks to all my moots for finally pushing me over the edge.

Okay, I Wanted To Try Actually Doing Some Depraved Art. Thanks To All My Moots For Finally Pushing Me

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