I 🩷 My Crazy Gfs Who Have Big Brown Eyes That Take Up Half Of Their Face

I hope you write more sugar mommy sofia as well as dark sofia 🫣🫠

sugar mommy!sofia gigante | head cannons pt. 2

warnings: NSFW, fem reader, mentions of smoking, slight dubcon

A/N: ask and you shall receive!! this is kinda rushed but i’ll be posting something better soon :))

❤︎ imagine 2012 sofia meeting you at an event for the isabella falcone foundation and you make a throwaway comment regarding a charity you care about - her way of “flirting” is sending a receipt the next morning for a $10k donation to that charity in your name.

❤︎ sofia would definitely gift you some sort of diamond-encrusted luxury lighter with your initials on it so you can be mommy’s good girl and light her cigs for her.

❤︎ similarly, she would buy you some sort of jewellery with her initials on it so you’re reminded of who you belong to. she would never tell you but she gets a twinge of pain anytime you take it off even just to shower.

❤︎ gorgeous floral arrangements just materialise in your bedroom and are replaced every week before the old ones even start to wilt.

❤︎ she’ll manage to find a way to have meals from restaurants with michelin stars delivered to your apartment because eating there is too “stuffy”

❤︎ sofia making you ride her boot 🤭 telling you not to worry about ruining them because “they’re last seasons anyway.”

❤︎ pouring you glasses of expensive wine that might've been around before you were even born just so she can get your head all fuzzy and have her way with you.

❤︎ let’s not forget that private jet she almost got on in ep. 8. making her men/the pilots listen to loud music to drown out the sound of you joining the mile-high club.

This is a callout post.

mine | dark!sofia gigante x reader

sofia cant bear to live without you so when you threaten to leave her, she takes matters into her own hands

A/N: hi!! this is my first ever post eek - i got tired of refreshing the sofia x reader tag only to see like 4 posts 😔 if you have any requests or constructive criticism please lmk! (if you saw me post this days ago then delete it no you didn’t)

warnings: new writer, fem!reader, kidnapping, restraints, kissing, alcohol, pet names, suggestive material (17+)

the pulse of your own heart draws you from your sleep, your tired eyes met with the familiar sight of the dimly lit sitting room of the falcone mansion. you make a fruitless attempt to hoist yourself from whatever seat your on, only to be stopped by the restraints binding you hands at your back and ankles to the chair.

you can feel the warmth of the fire place just behind you, its flickering light casting shadows across the room, when a figure dressed entirely in black approached from your left. even in the darkest of rooms, you could recognise sofia.

she pulls up a chair in front of yours, elegantly crossing her legs as she sits.

tracing your jawline with her nail, "don't you remember?” she cocks her head “last night when you threatened to leave me... i couldn't bear the thought of losing you."

your mind can’t help but wander to the night in mention.

“sofia,” your lips tremble in the search for the right words “i can’t do this anymore. i can’t act like i don’t see the things you’re doing and i can’t act like they don’t bother me” with the little strength you have you turn in the direction of the door when sofia stops you, grabbing at your upper arm. you can feel her nails digging into your flesh as her gaze locks onto yours “y/n, you know i did this for us baby. i need you to understand that.”

the memories from that night seem hazy, slipping through your fingers.

she leans in close, her hot breath breaking you from your trance “so i decided we needed so alone time, just you and me.” you look up at her, tears welling in your eyes, the reality of your situation crashing down on you.

sofia straightens up, smoothing down her black silk nightgown. “oh don’t look at me like that, y/n. everything’s taken care of. now we can focus solely on us."

she smiles, but there's a coldness in her eyes "isn't that what you wanted, y/n? for me to show you how much you mean to me?”

“then why did you do those things sofia?” you practically spat.

“well we can’t have our perfect little life with monsters like my family in the way, can we?” she stands, sauntering to the fireplace and pouring herself a glass of wine from a bottle on the mantle.

“but they were your family-

“no. you are my family.” she turns to face you, eyes glinting dangerously in the firelight. "they were evil, just like my father. They deserved what they got." she takes a sip of her wine, tilting her head. "just like you deserve to be here with me, where you belong."

she sets her glass down, walking towards you with predatory grace and takes your jaw in her warm hand. it’s so strange how easily you can fall back into old habits, melting to putty in her palm.

“will you forgive me, princess?” before you can process a response you find yourself looking up at her through doe eyes, eagerly nodding.

she leans in, brushing her lips against yours in a tender kiss. suddenly, you’re overcome with need as the kiss becomes desperate. sofia’s lips move hungrily against yours. “please untie me sof, ‘wanna touch you” you plead.

she pulls away, seemingly satisfied with how easy you submit to her. she reaches behind you, unbinding you wrists before before working her way down the restraints at your ankles. as you wrap your arms around her neck, she guides you to your feet in a swift motion.

“i’m gonna take such good care of you, tesoro” she purrs, pulling you close against her “all you have to do is be mine.”

currently trying to find peace in the fact that the penguin is set in like 2022 so hypothetically by 2024 selina could have helped sofia out of arkham so they could beat the shit out of oz and sofia can live happily in italy

you're laughing. the big announcement that ryan reynolds and hugh jackman are reuniting as deadpool and wolverine for the first time in 15 years was over shadowed by a youtuber who made his entire brand about loving his wife then cheated on her and you're laughing

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person

The Boys parody of the Kendall Jenner Pepsi commercial

gay people can’t ever be normal after a breakup they gotta say some shit like “she is my scar” and then almost kiss

guys let’s be fr even if she makes it out of arkham sofia’s dying of lung cancer the second she does