Yes, Sir. The Evil Has Been Slain.

the candy is just falling out of the bowl now. gotta go dump my 1 million and whatever much at home

Bye aunty. Heehee

I used the wrong color for the pumpkin :(

*knock knock* TRICK OR TREAT

You know why I'm here

You win, take all the candy xD /dumps a bowl of candy into the pumpkin wait- what's that behind you? is that... are you holding *cheese?* /hisses like a feral thing and flees

This shirt is so cool I'm so happy

*knock-knock* TRICK OR TREAT

Hi I am here to take your candy! And your blood! Uh- I actually only have like two sweets, I don't think any of that stuff in the pumpkin is edible, so please, I need more!

AWWW well here is a treat (snippet from an old fic I never posted.)

Sleepy davesport..

Jack was probably awake, the sneaky fuck. Just way too emotionally bottled-up to lucidly admit he wanted someone to hold while he slept.

Dave, on the other hand, never had that problem.

All the same, Dave prodded at the forearm which was tightly looped around his shoulder, seemingly with no intention of loosening.

“‘Sport,” he whispered, still poking at him, because he felt he should let him know he was betraying all his hard work of shutting people out. At the very least.

Jack didn’t shift at all, instead croaking out a curt, “What?”

Dave said nothing. He’d get it eventually. And he could feel Jack’s eyelids flutter against his shoulder, probably as he tried to process what, exactly, he was doing. He must’ve gotten it eventually– poor thing– because he mumbled out, “Oh, whatever,” and tucked closer to him.

You know what, yeah, it's cold now, please

*ring* TRICK OR TREAT

Hey, Germa! Good evening, may I come in?

THIS WAS LIKE3 DAYS AGO AND I DIDNT SHOWED UP HELPPP do you still want to Come in...

Sure thing, pardner, hop right in!

Just sitting in my (new and wonderful) chair, editing a video and listening to Welcome to Discopolis by Discoholic, having a wonderful time.

Oh holy Dee don't take away my right to post! And yeh HAPPY BIRTHDAY GIRLY MY FAVOURITE. And I know I'm late(probably), sorry sorry

I uh.. nothing.

Behold, it's a rat in sombrero!

He's coming to get you...

a rat and a dodo i was just watching ark the animated series i love the dodo

dodo bonus

Artist rendition of youtube blockage in r*ssia(it includes me. im annoyed.)