Some art of me and my partner's sonas in a "plushie" style. I am open for commissions if anyone would like a plushie drawing of your furona! Please check my pinned message for my price sheet!
WILL WOOD !!! no bottom text i just. Like William woodiam
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The Lamb
Shoutout to characters that are both genuinely deeply kind and also genuinely terrifying and willing to spill buckets worth of blood to get something done. And neither of these are an act, they're just both very true.
just as a general reminder
learn how to fact-check for yourself, cause soon enough, most online sources won't be reliable
Here's the coyote that lives in my brain and causes problems. He is a menace and a scoundrel but I acknowledge that he will never leave.
Whaaat nooo I haven't been listening to Sir Mix A Lot on loop all weekend. Why would you even suggest such a thing?
reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics
gift for a friend (ink on paper)
i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please