I'm Leaving This Country And You All Know Why

So my cat was licking my hand ok. It hurt real bad and felt like sandpaper, but I let her because it was so cute. Unfortunately she kept licking the same spot for like 5 minutes and I actually drew blood.

My mom said she might get me a snake for my birthday if I get a job this summer. I asked my dad too, and he responded with a Facebook reel that was completely unrelated.

I feel like if Zira from "I don't want to be a magical girl" played Undertale her favorite characters would be Alphys and Undyne. If Aika played she would do a neutral run. Kill any enemies in her path, but not really go out of her way to exterminate the underground.

I realized only after posting this that I forgot her scar. So here's alts with her whole body flipped, and with the scar.

Is this a late joke? Yes. Did this idea only come to me last night? Also yes. Would Scarlet make a better president than the one who won the election? Absolutely fucking not.

I just watched a squirrel sitting on top of a garbage can eating a whole ass chocolate chip cookie

All these God damn animal picks labelled like "let's (blank) with mama" is making me miss my mama. She's literally fine. It's only been a week since I saw her last. But I miss her.

The real will wood (and tapeworm) I saw in my dream yesterday

“And if dreams can come true, what does that say about nightmares?”

^^ The tweet is not REAL*

But this is real B)

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My friend's mom is genuinely like this and it infuriates me