My mom practices voodoo and my aunt is in surgery. She had up an alter to appease some death goddess so my aunt would live. The day after she threw away the sacrificial peanuts my aunt took a turn for the worse and her health started declining even though nothing bad had happened so far. So we reset the alter and hopefully nothing bad happens
Adore my boys.
If america is going to be run like a business maybe we should unionize
One time when i was seven my mom had a vhs player and i found Jurassic Park. now I was a smart seven year old so of course I realized this obviously had dinosaurs. I love dinosaurs so of course I ask my mom "mommy, can I watch this?" And she tells me it's super scary and I'll regret it, but of course I'm like "I'm going to watch it anyway because it has dinosaurs in it" and i watched it and loved it
right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.
tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.
this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.
if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.
it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them
How the hell did we go from being stupid monkeys to almost destroying the planet in like less than 2 million years?
How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second
I guess depressed bitch now top
I will be participating, however I will need to practice my anatomy.
Instead of theraprism bill day i shouldve decreed it was Ford Gets Held Down Day and we all sjouldve drawn that man slutting it up in various restrictive positions