Hell Ya Dumb Ass Bastard! Whoo!

I would legit use all of these ingredients to mull some cider

so i made a potpourri with cinnamon and nutmeg and ginger and cloves and orange peel and anise and i have boiled it all day and it smelled so nice i took a sip and the sip was actually wonderful so now i have drunk four cups of potpourri juice and i am only now going to the internet to ask if i am going to Experience The Torments. or if i may have a fifth.

(i cannot quite explain it, but it’s like my entire low i have had a low grade stomachache, and normally i just deal but This Juice helps a little. i am unreasonably fond of it.)

I need more people who like unpopular Pokémon in my life

the shrine grows

So my cat was licking my hand ok. It hurt real bad and felt like sandpaper, but I let her because it was so cute. Unfortunately she kept licking the same spot for like 5 minutes and I actually drew blood.

I got Quailwhistle which I'm now stealing for my fanfiction

spin this wheel for a prefix, and then spin this wheel for a suffix

as a bonus you can spin this wheel to find ur role in the clan (note: spin twice if you get apprentice)

our yimpy

How the fuck does this have nearly 200 notes?? I need to make more wings of fire art it sounds like

Abaddon and Stargazer!!

Villagers

right now, somewhere in the world, there is a beautiful person scrolling tumblr.

tragically though, this beautiful person has a headache. their head hurts.

this is very unfair to them. they are very pretty, but for no reason their head is hurting.

if you know of anybody scrolling tumblr right now, who might have a bit of a headache, please ask them to take an ibuprofen, drink some water, do whatever might make them feel better.

it is tragic that such a beautiful person has a headache. the world is a vampire. I can only hope that this message may reach them