Back In August When My Girlfriend And I Went To See The Twenty One Pilots Concert I Had My Gf Buzz My

fall away by twenty one pilots is a masterpiece

in this house we do NOT tolerate Scaled and Icy slander

I keep getting Taimi ads about “hot gay guys in your area!” My brother in Christ, I am a lesbian. I am the wrong flavor of gay for these ads. And ironically enough I already met my girlfriend through your app

Fun fact I can play Truce on the piano (it’s one of the first and only songs I completely memorized on the piano)

I feel like most kids’ first experience with drag was dressing up Mr. Potato Head in a mustache and the little red hat with the flower

when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

4. senate floor

top 3 places to bleed out:

1. the snow

2. your lover/best friend/homoerotic comrade’s arms

3. bathroom floor

more asks !! 12, 21, 43, 46

12- what kind of day is it

Busy, I work at a preschool and we had a full class this morning and every single one of the kids decided to take turns throwing a fit

21- something you’ve kept since childhood

My Winnie the Pooh stuffed animal

43- what’s your take on spicy foods

I’m a wimp when it comes to spice unfortunately

46- favorite holiday film

Hmmmm probably Carol

rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please