This Is Kobie. He's My D&D Character. He's A Tabaxi Druid. I'm Not Entirely Sure How Backstories Must

"Kill them with kindness" WRONG. drop the opera house chandelier on them.

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I had a friend, his name is Ethan, and me and him were close. I met him in 9th grade when we had to work on a writing assignment together because we were the only two students that hour for English. The next year, I joined the D&D club at my school. At some point, Ethan got mad and started saying, 'I'm going to replaced,' or whatever because I was in D&D. He even went as far as saying that he could convince me to quit, claiming he's a great negotiator. At another time, he said he wished he could go back in time and kill the creators of D&D before they created it. So basically, he was obsessed with me. It got worse, and every time I told him I didn't like him romanticly, he said there was always a chance in the future. Don't know why, but him saying that pissed me the fuck off. A lot of the things he said does, literally everything he says. He once said that one of the DM's at D&D shouldn't be doing that and should be having a job '9 to 5'. What a dick. My English teacher stepped in and talked to him a lot, especially when he'd break down crying about D&D replacing him or whatever. My English teacher said it was best that I should change my classes so I didn't have the same ones as his. I did. I know I shouldn't have told him at lunch and let the adults handle it, but I told him my classes had changed. He got mad, punched the wall, and broke down crying on the floor. One of his coaches walked by and dealt with him, and he went home, I guess. I also remember my English teacher telling me that at the beginning of the year he had a meltdown if he didn't have classes with me, and I felt utterly embarrassed. I didn't learn that fact till way later into the year. He also once got mad at me for walking away from him when he was talking or something, even the day before he literally had done the same thing to me. Like, he got pissed at me! We went no contact for awhile, months, and when I did text him, he told me he couldn't trust for what HE did! And later got pissed when I said I like hanging out with other people, different people, and lot always him. He wrote 5+ fucking pages about that that day. He has a stupid notebook with things about me. His mother said she'd tell me what was in it when I told her about it. My English teacher advised me to block him on my phone. He used to follow me on Tumblr, but I blocked him here. I don't know whether he'd stalk that, but I'm not taking any chances.

I get jealous a lot, so it angers me when one of the teachers who knew first hand how Ethan was was talking to him like an old friend, a close friend. I know that's dumb, but I'm super duper pissed at Ethan. He even once 'accidentally' touched my chest... yk. He said it was an accident, but with everything that happened, I can't help but be cautious.

My Study Skills teacher(who is the one who knows first hand what Ethan did, the one who talks to him like a good old friend) was very dismissive of the things I said Ethan did. Like, the thing about trying to get me to quit D&D and wishing the D&D creators were killed before they created D&D. He's my favorite teacher, sure, but he's not the person to go to for that type of stuff. Lack of experience: He's like 22 years old. My English teacher is usually who I go to. I miss her right now. She's not dead. She had heart surgery and has been gone. She's mean and strict, but I can only stand so much of my Study Skills teacher for so long with his 'tough love' bullshit and dismissive ways. My English teacher was way more understanding than he is. He cares, but he's still a pain in the ass.

Also, I'm pissed at my Study Skills teacher because he said no more D&D sessions until the last remaining person pays their 15 dollar dues. Like?! Why should we be fucking punished for that!? It's one kid! Kick him out! Half the time, he hardly shows up and only shows up later with an hour left because votech. And the Study Skills teacher won't reply to my email about who hasn't paid their dues(just to make sure) so I can tell him I'll pay for the remaining kid's dues and tell him we should not be punished for that! Un-fucking-fair! I want D&D to continue I do not care what the kid is like or not I want to have D&D sessions!

... what the fuck is this???

Quiet on set please. Tubi Cowboy is manifesting.

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someone on twitter is trying to claim that use of an em-dash is an indication of AI-generated writing because it’s “relatively rare” for actual humans to use it. skill issue

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Can relate. Mondays suck, especially on my birthday. Happy birthday to me! I guess.

happy last monday stuck in an endless february to all who observe 🤍

Destiny 'Dez' Fischer!

She has a twin brother and is a child of Dionysus. Has a half-brother-same mortal parent, different godly parent- his name is Dante.

Her twin has no name yet, but I'd like it to start with a D. They are quarter British; over half Greek as when Roxanne met Dionysus, Dionysus's wife, Ariadne, was with him. By godly power, they had a child with her. Which gave some of Ariadne's godly DNA to them, but Dionysus's overpowers hers because he did most of it(I am not going into that...maybe). Basically, Ariadne was attracted to Roxanne, but she pulled an Athena and made some of her DNA go into the child(they didn't know it was twins), which made the kids have some of her DNA.

Dez's personality is much like Dionysus. Her twin brother is somewhat like that, but he's more laid back and calm.

Roxanne sat at a bar, asking for her next drink. Her sight was going in and out of focus; she was on her- what? She can't remember what drink she was on. As the bartender gave her drink to her, a couple slipped in the formally empty seats to her left. She didn't pay much attention to them; she sluggishly picked up her drink and began glugging it. As she drained her bottle, the couple beside her started sending glances over at her. She ignored them, slammed her glass down, and ordered another one. Someone shuffled behind her and sat beside her on her right. She realized, glancing over, it was the lady sitting beside the man on her left. But now she was sitting beside her. Why?

The lady, the rather beautiful lady, smiled at her. She glanced to her left, to deeply regret it. The man was staring at her, too. This bar... usually attracts creeps, but she still felt slightly confused. The man leaned toward her, and she noted he was quite handsome. He had pitch black curly hair, that was long enough to curl behind his ears. It was... extremely curly. He had gentle yet fierce purple eyes.

She felt a breath behind her, and a finger graze lightly over her neck and jawline. Her breath hitched; she knew it was the lady.

'Hello, what's your name?' The lady asked.

Roxanne turned her head around, moving out of the lady's reach. 'Why should I tell you?' She replied.

'Fair enough. I'm... uh, Ari.' The lady, 'Ari', seem to lose her cool but then smiled once more, the red lipstick looking gorgeous on her. Roxanne shook her head, frustrated with herself. She's not gay! Why is she starting to feel attracted to this woman? She's like a magnet...

'I'm D. Ari is my wife.' The man behind her spoke, his voice oily. Roxanne swiveled around to look at him.

'Why are ya'll bothering me if you're married?' She questioned.

'Because,' Ari spoke, 'we are both attracted to you.'

'Oh.' Roxanne said, at loss for better words. Roxanne felt her face heaten up as realization sunk in. They liked her. As in... attracted to her, wanting to... she refused to finish that sentence.

'Look... there's rooms upstairs here. We can sense the heat radiating off of you, and the blush is obvious on your pretty little face... we could head upstairs, and you know...' 'D' spoke, smiling wildly at her. She felt anxious, but didn't want to refuse. She whispered, 'uh- sure..?'

'Great! Let's go up, then. D already has a room for us.' 'Ari' spoke behind her, gently grabbing Roxanne's hand.

'Oh! And what's your name?' 'D' asked.

'...Roxanne.'

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