Was Really Bored And Made These Out Of Skittles I Love Them Very Much

So I just watched Sherlock Gnomes today (on HBO Go) and I think I may have found a new comfort character

This guy. This deranged plastic pie man who's basically just James Moriarty from the OG Sherlock Holmes franchise. I like his voice, design, personality, facial expressions, EVERYTHING (mainly his voice). I love him but at the same time I have the urge to just punt him like a football (or play with him the same way a dog aggressively plays with a chew toy)

Overall, I actually like this movie. I never saw it before (until now) and I only saw Gnomeo and Juliet and I think it's safe to say that I think this is even better than the movie that came before it (especially since it has better lighting and animation and it's not just lovey dovey romance and Elton John songs)

Anyways, that's the end of my ramblings. Hope ya'll enjoyed and stay safe, byeee!! ^w^

iconic behavior get him sherlock

Thinking about the Holmes story where a blind girl goes to him and is like "My fiancé is missing and he kept telling me the week leading up to his disappearance that he would always love me and come back for me,were anything to happen so I think he knew he was in trouble and I love him so much and I'm going to wait for him but I'd like to find him faster,ya know?" And Holmes figures out that it was this girl's parents to scam her out of money she was owed from an estate which she gave to them because she was still living at home,which she wouldn't be if she ever married,so her step father PRETENDED TO DATE HER for MONTHS to keep her from ever getting engaged to a real person and when Holmes finds out he confronts this man and this man is like "Well,you caught me! But it wasn't illegal:) so:)" and Holmes is like "No,but it was sickening and cruel and if she had a brother or good male friend he should post you up and whip you but she doesn't." And the man is like "No,she doesn't." And does the Victorian version of sticking his tongue out and Holmes is like "Well,I guess I'll do then!" And HE PULLS OUT HIS HUNTING WHIP.

doodle because this fandom dead as hell

please somebody anybody talk about him with me i beg i cannot find any good media of him and i really really really like ugly dolls

HELP

Someone save this poor man

hi. posting this because @blueraspberryslvsh gave me the idea. (thank you, diva)

what should their names be. because i kinda wanna draw them but it's so hard to tell the two brown haired dolls apart, besides the different eye colors.

i'm thinking

left - rowan

middle - lucas

right - jasper

what do we think chat. i kinda like these names

drawing this in my style lmao

also the boiled one being there for no reason makes me giggle

you know what?,FUCK OFF! *Gacha club your sherlock and Moriarty*

cries in moot

Anyone in the Sherlock gnomes fandom please reblog this, I wanna see how dead this fandom is

this is an interesting idea. gnomes are usually together, gargoyles come in pairs, even the dolls are together in the dollhouse. i think he was sort of made to be evil in the first place, so he never started off good. however i do wonder how he'd react to a little affection. just a thought.

I wonder if the reason Moriarty is so desperate and needy when it comes to attention is because he's lonely by design. Most people around him has company. The gnomes have their own communities in gardens, the toys have each other, even the gargoyles are housed with other gargoyles. But he sits alone on a van. He doesn't get the privilege of resting in a pretty lawn, or on a building with a great view. He just sits by himself on top of a van with nothing but his phone.

I don't think his isolation is the reason he's a killer. Sherlock himself said that "some are just manufactured evil". Moriarty was never going to be a good person, even if he was just another garden decoration. But the loneliness probably didn't help, and just ended up being a contribution to his attention seeking. There's a reason he's so obsessed with Sherlock; the guy gives him a TON of attention and never stops thinking about him, even if that comes from hate rather than care. Attention is attention, it doesn't matter where it comes from. Sherlock himself even calls Moriarty out on it, saying "you're very needy for a villain".

I'm not trying to invent a traumatic backstory that will excuse people justifying him, I love this little gay pie but he is NOT a good guy and I don't think he should be treated as such ascskfhjkl

hey!!! ended up losing some motivation, but i really like this au!

I'm throwing in some humanized SG lore because I can't sleep..

Moriarty: 37

a sugar daddy??? The owner of a large chain of bakery factories with very controversial methods for eliminating competitors.

He has a weakness for sweets. An inflated self-image, and a very fiery temperament.

Although he constantly pretends to be an innocent bun (and he manages to pull it off). Also he wears kitty socks, because why not

Sherlock: 40

He works as a consulting detective for the police. In his free time, he plays the violin in a London orchestra (Moriarty is a frequent visitor at his concerts). He prefers to work alone because he thinks other people will only slow down the investigation (at this point, he hasn’t met Watson yet).

My idea is that in this AU, Moriarty would be the owner of a pie factory chain, while in his spare time, he engages in mafia dealings or something like that. He eliminates competitors and sets up other companies. One day, after kidnapping one of his former business partners, he makes a mistake and allows the police to catch his trail. Sherlock gets involved in the investigation, trying to find evidence of Moriarty's wrongdoing and illegal business practices. Anyway, the gist is that these two meet and try to outmaneuver each other in the “game”. Moriarty uses charm, manipulation, and money (why not again?), while Sherlock relies on cold-bloodedness, and intellect.

And BONUS! Moriarty trying to rizz up Sherlock (he’s now traumatized)