”Awh! Aren’t You So Cute!” *leaves Comically Large Lipstick Mark On His Forehead* “you Are Just

feeling mischevious 😋

hey!!! ended up losing some motivation, but i really like this au!

I'm throwing in some humanized SG lore because I can't sleep..

Moriarty: 37

a sugar daddy??? The owner of a large chain of bakery factories with very controversial methods for eliminating competitors.

He has a weakness for sweets. An inflated self-image, and a very fiery temperament.

Although he constantly pretends to be an innocent bun (and he manages to pull it off). Also he wears kitty socks, because why not

Sherlock: 40

He works as a consulting detective for the police. In his free time, he plays the violin in a London orchestra (Moriarty is a frequent visitor at his concerts). He prefers to work alone because he thinks other people will only slow down the investigation (at this point, he hasn’t met Watson yet).

My idea is that in this AU, Moriarty would be the owner of a pie factory chain, while in his spare time, he engages in mafia dealings or something like that. He eliminates competitors and sets up other companies. One day, after kidnapping one of his former business partners, he makes a mistake and allows the police to catch his trail. Sherlock gets involved in the investigation, trying to find evidence of Moriarty's wrongdoing and illegal business practices. Anyway, the gist is that these two meet and try to outmaneuver each other in the “game”. Moriarty uses charm, manipulation, and money (why not again?), while Sherlock relies on cold-bloodedness, and intellect.

And BONUS! Moriarty trying to rizz up Sherlock (he’s now traumatized)

more art!!! i love these guys so much i can't even explain it

yes

i never seen ANYONE else talk about this thank you so much

another day another rare pair. love them

mf i keep thinking your pfp is lemony snicket. i go to look at my notifications and i think "oh, cool pfp" and then i look closer and IT'S SOME OLD MAN. PLEASE TELL ME WHO THAT IS

"I admit that killing you killed a part of me" okay??? and with that line you've killed me too??? wtf???

I HAVE FINALLY FINISHED HIM!!!

Sorry it took so long to finish and sorry for disappearing for so long, I was struggling a LOT with motivation to do anything remotely creative but he is done now!!

I am so fucking happy with how he’s turned out!!!!

Surprisingly the hand holding the cards was really easy and I had the most trouble with the closed fist and getting his skin color somewhat close

Overall this was a fun learning experience and I’m about to start on another figure soon. Maybe. That’s the plan at least, I’ll see what the brain worms allow

I’d appreciate reblogs to share this around, this is my favorite thing I’ve done so far :D

HI. mine are probably either lou, ox, or the three backup singers in the ugly truth. i love them so much. they're adorable.

i mean look at them. i feel like i should name them idk

“who’s your favourite uglydolls character?”

idk probably this random girl in the bg of The Ugly Truth who is dancing her ass off

please somebody anybody talk about him with me i beg i cannot find any good media of him and i really really really like ugly dolls

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY SHERLOCK (i've failed you)

Can you draw Sherlock Gnomes x Moriarty? :3

don't worry sherlock, he'll probably try to kill you again in a moment.