I Think I’m Schizophrenic Wtf Was That😭

⋆ 𝖣𝗒𝗅𝖺𝗇 & 𝖤𝗋𝗂𝖼'𝗌 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽𝗌 after 1999 ⋆

Everything I found on the internet about people that hung around with Eric and Dylan. Take these with a grain of salt please, I don't personally know them of course and can't safely say that all of this is true.

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Robyn Anderson, Dylan's prom date, got married and had two children. She became a teacher also, and apparently gets a lot of hate mail :(

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Devon Adams and Zack Heckler split up in the early 2000s, but remained friends. Zack later became president of Aspire Technology Solutions, Inc. in Denver and got married. Devon lives in Colorado as a certified Cicerone, Beer Educator and writer and also is a license agent coordinator for Colorado Parks and Wildlife. She's in a long term relationship and still owns two huskies.

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Chris Morris, a close friend of both Eric and Dylan, got married to his highschool girlfriend Nicole Markham really young, had a kid with her and eventually got divorced in the mid 2000s.

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Brooks Brown didn't go to college after high school but instead found a job in game creation. He wrote the book "No Easy Answers", which was published in 2002. I wouldn't call him a good person though, he's a registered sex offender and rumour has it that he offered columbine gossip to underage girls in exchange for sex.

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Marla Foust, a girl that some people believe was Dylan's halycon girl, got a boob job and became a model after highschool. She stopped in the early 2010s and is now a newborn Christian. She appeared as a guest on a few Columbine podcasts.

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John Savage, famously spared by Dylan in the library, became an advocate for mental health awareness and gun control. He’s also written a book about his journey called “Columbine: A True Crime Story.” Besides that, he made some really insensitive posts about the shooting online, posing with guns and calling the victims "weak". He's also a registered sex offender and got arrested in January 2019 for trying to rape a child under 10 years...

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Brandi Tinklenberg, the girl from the Eric in Columbine and Mock Kidnapping video, turned down Eric when he asked her to prom five days before the massacre. On April 20, she skipped school to go to a tanning salon - otherwise, she might have been a victim as well, since she usually studied in the library on Tuesday mornings. After graduating, Brandi became a kindergarten teacher. She also got married, but it's unknown if she has kids or not.

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Joe Stair, the founder of the Trench Coat Mafia, graduated a year earlier than Dylan and Eric would have. He married a woman named Laura and had two kids with her, Aleah and Joseph Alexander Stair. According to his sister Amanda, he struggled with mental health issues since high school. He sadly ended up taking his own life by hanging himself on September 13, 2007, at only 27.

I AM BARKING WHI TF ARE THEYYYYYYYYYYYY

Yeah ok yeah I’m totally normal about them ….

the user is from my alt account on tt ✊🏻✊🏻

I am trying oh OH OH so hard not to scream at the top of my lungs bc of genderbent strahm(???) from saw

LIKE OHSKSBBSIXHAIHXISBQKXYTXJSHZIXYSH

I hate the normal strahm bc of how much douchbag energy he gives off, but genderbent!?!?!???!!?!?!?!?! I’m like ohmyfuuuuhgodpleasecruahmewyiurthighsmuclemommy

i'm actually pretty sure she's into incest too :/

I dont Like lana Del reys face She looks Like she Wants To be a Smoker from the 1940s But is Really a Zoomer who Can only bring Themselves To vape

”I want the basement tapes!”

I want Samantha’s manifesto ☹️

Okay so correct me if I’m wrong but you CAN buy fast fashion BUT ONLY if it’s from thrifting, and like you can buy trendy stuff if it’s from a small business

RIGHT???

Like obviously I wouldn’t be caught dead in something from shein but like, hypothetically, I could if I wanted to??, or like if I wanted to use its fabric?

oh how I yearn to be a sleepy little guy, my blankets r so warm n cozy, but alas I must stay awake, for I'm going to some funeral and it's a 3 hour drive without my phone, I need to sleep then,

I FUCKING HATE PINTEREST WHY DID I JUST GET A NOTIFICATION TODAY WHEN HE MESSAGED ME YESTER DAY AT LIKE 9 IN THE FUCKIM MORNING I HAVE NOTIFICATIONS ON FOR A REASON

BINKIESSS

I literally love wearing shorts n a tee shirt to bed, 5 year old me was a lying ass bitch