Okay So Lucy Just Had KITTENS???? What Do I Do??? Im Pretty Sure My Parents Don’t Want To Keep Them

You guys aren’t ready for my humorous

*i pull up in a cool red car* Heh. Whats up, ladies? *i step out and nod, putting on my sunglasses slowly so i look cool* wanna uh... go out? Yiur pretty chill. Heres my number.

1-800-shit-ball-licker

I called the number and now I’m banned from Denmark

its my 2nd post in under an hour and i feel like shit i feel like im an annoying little shit for posting all this in under a day and giving all 2 people who follow me too many notifications but at the same time that's what blogs are for right?? idk i feel like i should delete my blog but i know i shouldn't because i NEED to be remembered by AT LEAST SOMEONE before i kms in a few years but i know its just my shark week & mental illness talking but at the same time i don't FEEL like it's them talking idk i should probably get medication for it

okay I know Coverese are known for their shoes but holy shit these pants are fire

I NEED another angle on Dylan and Eric's suicide, I can't see Eric's nonexistent head :(

Idk why but recently I’ve been kinda hating weekends because I consume all the media that I’ve been wanting too too fast and then I have nothing to do over the weekend and time doesn’t feel real/ it’s going bye too slow

Just had a monster fucker wet dream 😗✌️

(It was dragons)

Actually the cutest thing I’ve seen him do/srs

eric self sabotaging every time he actually has a chance with a girl always makes me laugh

LIKE???😭😭

TELL ME IM NIT THE ONLY ONEVWHO SEES IT :((

All fun and games till your fish looks like a dick

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SNOWING RN

I LIVE IN THE FUCKING MIDWEST

IT SHOULD BE WARM BUT NOOOO

MOTHER NATURE JUST WANTED A POPSICLE

AND I MISSED MY FUCKING PERIOD IM GONNA KILL MYSELF