Oh You Were So Onto Somthing Wait-

Okay well now I just have to see this-

how do we feel abt pwp omegaverse calex should i do it

Olivia: how was it like to date the smallest man who ever lived?

Casey:…Olivia put the Taylor swift and my ex down- it’s 4am- plea—

Olivia:…A MESSAGE TO THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LI—

*Decked in the face with a file*

Lowkey need more Amelia Chase smut fics like we already know she was into auto-erotic asphyxiation 😔 whoever wrote that Rita Calhoun x Amelia Chase one-shot you have my heart

when i'm watching svu and they're mean to casey novak

Some of my Munch headcanons^^

- doesn't believe in wearing matching socks.

- has an extensive collection of books about aliens (specifically alien abductions).

- has a huge framed picture of JFK in his bedroom.

- talking about JFK he owns a plate set with his and other democratic politicians faces on them - they are part of his "for special occasions only" dining set.

- claims he had an encounter with the Jersey Devil once in the 70s. (And so what if he was stoned when it happened? He knows what he saw!)

- suffers from a minor kind of light sensitivity.

- he's also very allergic to nickel.

- loves John Waters movies. His favourite is Pink Flamingos ('72), he's seen it about a hundred times and has made Fin watch it with him at least once. (Let's just say Fin was not the biggest fan))

- bi.bi.bi.

I would let Olivia Benson run me over with her car, spit on me and then arrest me for false charges

daily reminder that rafael barba stirred his coffee with a pen

The Squad playing ‘pass the phone’

Casey: I’m passing the phone to someone who dated a walking red flag with a receding hairline line on and off since season 1.

Olivia:…OKAY CAS—

Olivia: I’m passing the phone to someone who has IAB fighting for their lives.

Eliot:…I’m not that bad! That’s an exaggeration- anyway, I’m passing the phone to someone who KEEPS DISAPPEARING FOR SOME STRANGE ASS REASON-

Alex: I HAD A REASON! MOST OF THE TIME- Anyway, I’m passing the phone to the bodyguard of the squad, love you fin!

Fin: I’ll take that, anyways I’m passing the phone to the bony ass that refuses to retire-

Munch:…First of all-

Munch: what ever, You know back in the day in the—

(John say the line!!)

Munch: fine! I’m passing the phone to someone whose hair has been left at an AA meeting for the past 30 years-

Cragen: Okay so fuck you-

Cragen: I’m passing the phone to the man who started the sassy man apocalypse-

Rafael: And I stand on business- I’m passing the phone to the person who’s family genuinely needs psychiatric intervention-

Amanda:…OKAY-

Amanda: I’m passing the phone to someone who we can all agree makes the meanest pasta-

Sonny: Period- anyways, I’m passing the phone to someone who almost went gray dealing with Casey Novak trying to charge the military with murder-

Branch: She’s gonna kill me one day- I’m passing the phone to someone who is in desperate need of a vacation-

Olivia: me again- okay, I’m passing the phone to someone who we all randomly hated for months until we randomly stopped, kinda- one day-

(Then I accidentally fell inlove with her)

Casey: I’m still telling my therapist about that- anyways, I’m passing the phone BACK TO THE WOMAN WHO CANT GET OVER ELLIOT-

Olivia: AND IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WHOS HAD MORE HAIR COLORS THAN I CAN COUNT-

Casey: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WHO CANT KEEP A HAIR STYLE FOR ONE SEASON-

Olivia: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE WHO IS IN SO MUCH DENAIL IT SETS OFF EVERY GAYDAR IN THE AREA-

Casey: HEY THA—

Olivia: I’m passing the phone to someone who defends and is STILL NOT OVER HER EX -

Casey: THATS DIABOLICAL.

after discussing a plan Elliot : Does anyone have any questions? Casey: Is this legal? Elliot : Does anyone have any relevant questions?

Casey, grabbing elliot by the shirt collar: Get me suspended again and I WILL call Kathy-

Elliot: Not helping the gay allegations, Casey- Calling my wife?

Casey: Off topic-and Im not gay, elliot! Dont assu--

Elliot: Casey. Olivia asked you to flush your case down the toilet and plead a girl out and you did it. And you smiled at her after you did it. A man tried to ask you out and I physically saw you cringe.

Casey:...So what the hell is the situation Munch and fin have going on-?! You cannot sit here and tell me that's straight-

Elliot:...Thats a whole other situation we are to afraid to look at- considering fin is VERY knowledgeable about 'Down Lows', AND THEY ARE BOTH VERY DIVORCED-

fin, from across the room, frantic: I JUST KNOW STUFF-!