Olivia Benson Please Cuff Me And Slam Me To The Wall

Olivia: how was it like to date the smallest man who ever lived?

Casey:…Olivia put the Taylor swift and my ex down- it’s 4am- plea—

Olivia:…A MESSAGE TO THE SMALLEST MAN WHO EVER LI—

*Decked in the face with a file*

Some of my Munch headcanons^^

- doesn't believe in wearing matching socks.

- has an extensive collection of books about aliens (specifically alien abductions).

- has a huge framed picture of JFK in his bedroom.

- talking about JFK he owns a plate set with his and other democratic politicians faces on them - they are part of his "for special occasions only" dining set.

- claims he had an encounter with the Jersey Devil once in the 70s. (And so what if he was stoned when it happened? He knows what he saw!)

- suffers from a minor kind of light sensitivity.

- he's also very allergic to nickel.

- loves John Waters movies. His favourite is Pink Flamingos ('72), he's seen it about a hundred times and has made Fin watch it with him at least once. (Let's just say Fin was not the biggest fan))

- bi.bi.bi.

Lowkey need more Amelia Chase smut fics like we already know she was into auto-erotic asphyxiation 😔 whoever wrote that Rita Calhoun x Amelia Chase one-shot you have my heart

Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone💗 Now here’s fin enjoying the holidays:

SVY characters when asked to hold a baby:

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Rafael, awkward stance, holding it like it’s dangerous:….If you sit still, I sit still—I hate this just as much as you do-

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Rafael:…Wanna write a pre trial motion?

Olivia in the other room: HES 1!

Rafael: I DONT KNOW- WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH HIM!

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Alex: Hi!! Oh you’re just the cutest thing!

Also Alex:…Also this suit is Prada so I have a strict no drooling poli—NO NO NO CASEY COME BACK- CASEY- CASEY PLEASE HAVE MERCY—

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Casey: Alex calm down! Jeeze- They are so uptight—Your just chillin- a chill guy.

Casey: See! I like you, you’re not overly huggy like kids, and annoying like adults, we can chill.

Casey: us gingers have to stick together—these people are either bald or basic- and MEAN-

Happy baby, happy Casey

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Eliot: Oh hell no- I TOLD KATHY NO MORE- SERIOUSLY WOMAN WHAT KIND OF SYSTEM DO YOU HAVE!?

Eliot:…Wait- Little man, what are your thoughts on ED Tucker?

Baby: *smile*

Elliot:Nope- nada- NOPE-definitely not my kid- FALSE ALARM- Casey take your twin ba—

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Fin, baby talking, 100% grandpa energy: Your the cutest kid, huh? Rafael is just an uptight lawyer— your amazing with uncle fin, huh?

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Olivia:awwww! Hi sweetie,

Olivia…Why does it look like Casey-

Casey: JUST BECAUSE ITS A REDHEAD DOSENT MEAN ITS MINE!

Olivia: YOU ARE THE FATHER-

Casey: FATHER??? WHAT GENDER ROLES ARE WE PUSHING HERE?!

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Munch: They aren’t teaching the youth about our government anymore, so back in the day after the JFK assassination—-

Casey: OH HELLLL NO- GIVE ME MINI CASEY BACK-

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when i'm watching svu and they're mean to casey novak

The sibling dynamic with these two- They are chaos twins, whenever they are together shit breaks loose-

Like that one time Liz had to save them from getting sued-

The conversation after that must have been the equivalent of a mother lecturing her unruly kids:

Liz: first the banter- then contempt, yes Elliot I still remember that- now this-?

Casey: in my defense the contempt was Elliot’s fault! He mouthed off Taft to save his ego-

Elliot, whispering to Casey: I thought you said you were over it!

Casey, whispering back: after you tried to talk me out of throwing Taft of the bench? No way! I’m holding your ass on that forever-

Elliot: Casey how is that fair-?! That’s just you being stubborn!

Casey: your one to talk!

Liz, dumbfounded, to branch: did they hear nothing I just said-

Branch: Hey! You two, batting cages- swing until you get your lives together-

Branch, to Liz,: these kids-

Liz: your telling me-

Casey, grabbing her bat,: your ass is mine, stabler-

Elliot: keep dreaming, Novak-

Alex likes to go read in the park, sitting under a tree by the softball fields. Casey has practice some afternoons, and let’s just say she’s always getting injured. Whenever she does they sit together, and Alex reads to her from whatever book she’s reading that week. They both have a crush on each other; they just don’t know it yet.

INEEDHER INEEDHER INEEDHER I NEED HER INEEDHERSOBAD

Oh my god im SO GLAD THE MUNCH AND FIN ENJOYERS LOVED THE FIC- I feel like a kid that just got a gold star sticker. KICKING MY FEET AND GIGGLING- TWIRLING MY HAIR IF YOU WILL-