This Literally Looks Like This Came Straight Out Of A Fairytale… Imagine Little Fairies Hopping On

gregory edgeworth really is the character of all time. he haunts the entire narrative. he's a perfectly normal single dad. he's the doomed hero of a shakespearean tragedy. he just wants his son to make friends. the fatal flaw that dooms him is his determination to fight for others at the expense of making powerful enemies that would have ended him even if the elevator hadn't broken down. he apologizes to witnesses for asking them to recall potentially traumatic memories. he's an oathbreaker paladin. he wonders what kind of candy animal a witness thinks he would be. he's the ruin of the fey clan. there's a non-canon story where he hears that his client is having skin problems in the detention center and he immediately gets up and leaves to buy some hand cream for her. he would, and did, break the world for his son.

usually the headcanon is that the knight is the youngest sibling because they’re short. and to that i say, NO. it’s actually the opposite. the knight gives so much older/oldest sibling vibes.

the hollow knight can’t seal the radiance? the knight just goes, “fine, i’ll do it myself.” or “ok i’ll slice god up and then slap her in the face for my siblings”. they’re the older sibling, it makes perfect sense.

or, better yet, in the godhome ending, they become an eldritch being, uniting all the void??? oh yeah they’re just in their emo phase. the first sibling’s always a little weird.

Explaining narumitsu to my partner

WALL-E tweets I made out of boredom. Please know none of these are to be taken seriously

if i had a nickel for every time i saw in fiction a blue younger sister and a red older brother where they both struggle with perfectionism and pressure from their father figure, and the red brother had emotional and/or physical damage done to him by his father figure but gets redeemed while the blue sister not so much and her character kinda just gets left behind? i’d have 2 nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?

(zuko and azula from avatar: the last airbender)

(miles edgeworth and franziska von karma from ace attorney)

ace attorney fans have three (3) jokes:

almost christmas

2. updated autopsy

3. parrot

and that’s about it.

just told this prosecutor in my case to shut the fuck up now hes sitting like this

this is MY FAVORITE GAME

does o’hare get a new design in this because he stole edna mode’s in the illumination film.

also imagine the once-ler starting off with his whole face showing, but as the musical goes on he starts to cover more and more of his face: first a pair of sunglasses, then a thneed as a scarf, but as the valley gets more and more polluted he starts to use it to cover his nose and mouth, and somewhere along the way his shades get replaced with goggles to keep the smog away from his eyes. like that would be so cool

The Lorax: The Musical Idea

This is my rough outline of a stage musical based on The Lorax, the book, special and movie. It’s heavily inspired by and will include these demo songs on the film soundtrack that were cut from the final product, so please listen to them before reading.

I think the 1972 animated special is a pretty perfect adaptation of the book on its own. Here I aim to preserve its strengths and redeem the elements with potential that the painfully shallow, mediocre film added, fumbled and wasted, because my obsessive, autistic brain couldn’t pose the question “But what if The Lorax (2012) was good?” without attempting to answer it.

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The Lorax: The Musical Outline

The Lorax: The Musical Outline Act One Like the movie, we open in Thneedville, but with the demo version of "Thneedville" and its darker to

Comments and questions about the outline and my creative process are incredibly welcome!