Just Got My First Follower That Wasn’t A Girlbot. I’m Very Happy.

#isat and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by rocktoo

Mint is by far the worst flavor ever. It’s like spice but without any of the fun. Every time I taste something minty I need to rinse the flavor out immediately with any nearby liquid. I’d gladly drink 3 day old hot soda just to get mint out my mouth

This ad makes a good point. Maybe I should invest in gradients

If I’m not supposed to drink the chemicals then why do they look so colorful and smell so fragrant??? I need to consume all purple liquids regardless of what they may contain. If chemical manufacturers wanted less lawsuits they should color all chemicals poopy brown and make them smell disgusting.

I just realized if you look at my bio on mobile my pronouns are just cut off. It just says “I’m rock and my pronouns“ like they’re also in charge of the account.

Me returning to the camp with that little supplies I could scavenge in the wastes (I stole memes from tumblr and send it to my favorite discord server)

A frog getting reblogged to my blog?

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

hello beloveds ☺️

I got a funny idea while brainstorming for writing ideas: as seen in the act 6 fight loop is pretty much immortal as long as they wanna be, they can reverse all damage they take with relative ease, so… what if they try to say the name of the island, could they keep trying until they get tired or would the universe force them to stop somehow? Would the universe let loop die saying it?

When do I get admitted to the nursing home